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lol im blaming baby brain on this one!!

so i have recently been having some constipation issues :cloud9:

and the other day i had actually managed to go and came out the bathroom with a big grin on my face!

OH asked me what i was smiling about and without thinking i loudly announced:

'dont you just love the sensation of a successful splash down' :shock:

OH looks mildly horrified at my TMI announcement :rofl:
 
hahahaha anyone that's suffered with severe constipation (I have both pregnancies) totally gets it!
 
I had one of those glorious days today...LOL! I wanted to announce it to the world, but figured no one would care :p
 
I'm gross. I frequently come out of the bathroom and say something like "Man, I think I just lost five pounds!"

Luckily my husband is also gross. Not EVERY time, but sometimes you gotta brag. :haha:
 
lol my hubby would have probably laughed.

I'm really really constipated at the moment too. Had to go to the doctor this afternoon to get a prescription of lactulose.
 
lol im blaming baby brain on this one!!

so i have recently been having some constipation issues :cloud9:

and the other day i had actually managed to go and came out the bathroom with a big grin on my face!

OH asked me what i was smiling about and without thinking i loudly announced:

'dont you just love the sensation of a successful splash down' :shock:

OH looks mildly horrified at my TMI announcement :rofl:

LMAO I have just really Lol'ed at this!!! Glad you enjoyed it hahahahaha!:haha:
 
I'm gross. I frequently come out of the bathroom and say something like "Man, I think I just lost five pounds!"

Luckily my husband is also gross. Not EVERY time, but sometimes you gotta brag. :haha:

Same here. We're a couple of grossies. :)
 
Omg my hubby would have freaked out! He hates bodily functions...prefers to pretend that they don't happen :) He's in for a rude awakening when this baby gets here lol!
 
My OH is gross like me too, we have no bathroom personal space.

Definately no feeling like an epic toilet torpedo after a long period of constipation tho!
 

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