If one more person...

[firefly15]

...tells me that I look huge/expresses shock at the size of my bump for how far along I am or tells me smugly that they were only that big at full term then I will seriously lose it with someone.

IT IS NOT OK TO DO THAT!!

Honestly, to steal a line from The Thick of it..."One of the many, many things that baffles me about you is that you remain unmurdered"

 

[Yo_Yo]

Thst annoys me too! Had a guy say to me he thought it must have been twins I was that big with dd2!
Just say something personal back to them like that's a big beer belly

 

[Eriamel]

It's often only after you've made a snide remark back that they realize that their probably innocent intended remark was actually very personal and unnecessary.

 

[xQuinnx]

I know that feeling! Yet no one ever said it to my other pregnant friends! Now I get worried looks and people say 'you're too small for the stage your at' pffft they don't know anything!

 

[Eriamel]

Tell them "until you get your medical degree your opinion is invalid"

 

[superfrizbee]

If anyone comments again tell them you're growing a healthy baby and ask them what their excuse is.

 

[Kezzybear]

I feel the same and people keep saying "you can't be 22 weeks, you're so tiny!" It annoys the hell out if me along with the comment "you're getting back pain already? But your so tiny"
Yes you a*holes, my bump is small but so am I and my frigging back hurts! Lol
Hormones gotta love them!

 

[lala222]

I get that all the time too-it personally doesnt bother me cause I know to them they don't mean to be hurtful, and I take it as ya thats right, im cooking a healthy baby! I can see how you find it rude though-people should think before they say certain things!