"Jamie and Jeff's Birth Plan"

[MellyH]

I just read this funny article on the (comedy) website McSweeney's and thought the WTT girls could use a giggle.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jamie-and-jeffs-birth-plan

My favourite parts:

"Please provide WiFi so we can check what you say against Wikipedia and our favorite mom blogs."

"We will not be vaccinating our baby. Please vaccinate all other babies on this floor."

 

[Kitteh_Kat]

I admit I did try to get my husband to do the pushing part. I carried her for almost 10 months, it was the least he could do!

The hospital didn't agree with me though.

 

[Loobs]

Love it!!

My favourite bit is bathing the baby in San Pellegrino