Job Application

[Wobbles]

Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

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https://upload7.postimage.org/426684/res.jpg

Employer's response:

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check..

 

[Imi]

LMFAO!!!

typical bloke response lmao!!
xxx

 

[Iwantone!!!]

i have seen it b4 it nmakes me laugh every time

 

[LynnieH]

Just showed this to Lee. He said 'is that the girl who posted this', looking at the picture and 'are those real?' I replied your supposed to read it hun!

That's a typical bloke response!

 

[Imi]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO !!!

Charl is that a compliment? ... and Lynnie what did you hit him with??

Lmfao!!

xxx

 

[LynnieH]

Gonna hit him with the week long sex ban! LMFAO!

 

[Imi]

LMFAO ....

Gav just said "whats sex"?

Looks like you won't be finding out for a while now hunni!!
xxx

 

[Helen]

The scary thing is... people actually send in letters like that applying for jobs.

 

[Imi]

Think its hysterical that Lee thought it was wobbs!


xxx