Job Application

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  1. Wobbles

    Wobbles BnB Co-Founder ~ Retired

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    Deer Sir,
    I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
    Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited
    I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
    I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

    Sinseerly,
    Peggy May Starlings

    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

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    Employer's response:

    Dear Peggy May,

    It's OK honey, we've got spell check..
     
  2. Imi

    Imi .

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    LMFAO!!!

    typical bloke response lmao!!
    xxx
     
  3. Iwantone!!!

    Iwantone!!! Well-Known Member

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    i have seen it b4 it nmakes me laugh every time
     
  4. LynnieH

    LynnieH Well-Known Member

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    Just showed this to Lee. He said 'is that the girl who posted this', looking at the picture and 'are those real?' I replied your supposed to read it hun!

    That's a typical bloke response!
     
  5. Imi

    Imi .

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    LMFAOOOOOOOOOO !!!

    Charl is that a compliment? ... and Lynnie what did you hit him with??

    Lmfao!!
    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    xxx
     
  6. LynnieH

    LynnieH Well-Known Member

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    Gonna hit him with the week long sex ban! LMFAO!
     
  7. Imi

    Imi .

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    LMFAO ....

    Gav just said "whats sex"? :grr:

    Looks like you won't be finding out for a while now hunni!!
    xxx
     
  8. Helen

    Helen ICSI Twins + miracle BFP

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    The scary thing is... people actually send in letters like that applying for jobs. :shock:
     
  9. Imi

    Imi .

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    Think its hysterical that Lee thought it was wobbs!

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    xxx
     

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