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Wobbles

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Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

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https://upload7.postimage.org/426684/res.jpg

Employer's response:

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check..
 
Just showed this to Lee. He said 'is that the girl who posted this', looking at the picture and 'are those real?' I replied your supposed to read it hun!

That's a typical bloke response!
 
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO !!!

Charl is that a compliment? ... and Lynnie what did you hit him with??

Lmfao!!
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
xxx
 
Gonna hit him with the week long sex ban! LMFAO!
 
LMFAO ....

Gav just said "whats sex"? :grr:

Looks like you won't be finding out for a while now hunni!!
xxx
 
The scary thing is... people actually send in letters like that applying for jobs. :shock:
 
Think its hysterical that Lee thought it was wobbs!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
xxx
 

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