>A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, >her husband burst into the kitchen. >"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! >You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! >We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE >BUTTER? They're going to STICK! >Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when >you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you >LOST your mind? >Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. >Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!" >The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You >think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" >The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like >when I'm fucking driving."