Kids In Grade School Think Fast..

[tasha41]

I'm bad I think this is my 3rd or 4th new thread in here today, but I must shareeee these!!

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George!

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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. *

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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.​

 

[nataliecn]

AHHHHHHAHAH!!!

 

[Alexas Mommy]

 

[oursarah]

lmao that's great

 

[HannahGraceee]

x

 

[Chris77]