labor inducing cream cheese?

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Who knows if it works and I have no idea how I came across this. I swear I was not looking for labor induction methods lol. I was actually googling about a product called "Aquaphor". It's suppose to help with healing.

In any case..This restaurant apparently makes a cream cheese that will put you into labor. It said that they get orders from all over to even have it shipped to them (not sure how fresh it would be after delivery lol)

Here is a quote from an article:

“I want to say hundreds — probably thousands — of mothers have come in,” he claimed. “For whatever reason, the cream cheese makes a difference. They put it on their bagel, and hours later they have their baby.”

Anecdotal evidence, primarily. Ms. DeHoratius, for example, bought two sesame bagels and two cups of the cream cheese last Tuesday, the day before her May 7 due date, and ate them with a pregnant friend who was due around the same time. That evening, Ms. DeHoratius’ water broke and she gave birth Wednesday night to Andrew Joseph. Ms. Farrell, meanwhile, delivered Quinn Thomas at 2:30 Wednesday morning.

“We’re very impressed with the cream cheese,” Ms. DeHoratius said with a laugh. “We don’t know how it works. Maybe it’s the power of suggestion, who knows? But he has something interesting down there.”

“I was definitely not a believer,” added Ms. Farrell. “But how can you go wrong with two babies in one day?”

Eric, too, is indifferent to the naysayers. The 43-year-old father of two says women have sent him pictures of their newborns and dropped by to thank him.

“I know it sounds funny,” he said. “But these women really believe that my cream cheese will induce labor. People believe in magic, and that’s all that matters.”


The guy who makes it calls it his secret recipe and won't disclose what he puts in it. From last I heard tho, it's mandatory to make it public with what goes into food. This is why McDonalds no longer has a "secret sauce". That's my understanding that its mandatory anyway..could be wrong. If its not...it should be.


Anyway..just thought I would share what I found!
 
Are you supposed to eat it or put it up..... nevermind not sure I want to know because if you put it up there then chances are high it has semen in it as its special ingredient :haha:
 
haha, i was thinking the same thing, oooh i wonder whats in it?! x
 
I don't fancy putting cream cheese up there pmsl
 
haha, i was thinking the same thing, oooh i wonder whats in it?! x

I wish I knew...but I was doing some googling about it and read that it made one woman dizzy and nauseous 3 hours after eating it...gave her contractions then it tapered off. She was insistent on making another bagel with more of the cream cheese :wacko:
 
Worries me a little about whats in it then if it has that kind of effect
 
Are you supposed to eat it or put it up..... nevermind not sure I want to know because if you put it up there then chances are high it has semen in it as its special ingredient :haha:

Doctor (while doing a cervical exam): "Why do I all of a sudden have a craving for a bagel?"

Patient: "I haven't a clue why, doctor."
 
Worries me a little about whats in it then if it has that kind of effect

Oh I know..I would be insistent on knowing what's in it....it's probably nothing more then sage or oregano...with a dash of thyme :munch:
 
Maybe his put castor oil in it or something... :shrug:

I do have to say I did wonder where you put it :rofl:
 
Maybe his put castor oil in it or something... :shrug:

I do have to say I did wonder where you put it :rofl:


Really...is bagel code for something I don't know about? :haha:

“I want to say hundreds — probably thousands — of mothers have come in,” he claimed. “For whatever reason, the cream cheese makes a difference. They put it on their bagel, and hours later they have their baby.”
 
Maybe his put castor oil in it or something... :shrug:

I do have to say I did wonder where you put it :rofl:


Really...is bagel code for something I don't know about? :haha:

“I want to say hundreds — probably thousands — of mothers have come in,” he claimed. “For whatever reason, the cream cheese makes a difference. They put it on their bagel, and hours later they have their baby.”

Dont think so I just got excited haha! Stupid pregnancy mind :rofl:
 
Maybe his put castor oil in it or something... :shrug:

I do have to say I did wonder where you put it :rofl:


Really...is bagel code for something I don't know about? :haha:

“I want to say hundreds — probably thousands — of mothers have come in,” he claimed. “For whatever reason, the cream cheese makes a difference. They put it on their bagel, and hours later they have their baby.”

Dont think so I just got excited haha! Stupid pregnancy mind :rofl:

Hahaha I can't stop laughing :rofl:
 
Maybe his put castor oil in it or something... :shrug:

I do have to say I did wonder where you put it :rofl:


Really...is bagel code for something I don't know about? :haha:

“I want to say hundreds — probably thousands — of mothers have come in,” he claimed. “For whatever reason, the cream cheese makes a difference. They put it on their bagel, and hours later they have their baby.”

Bow chica bowowowow *Cheesy 70's porn music starts playing*

Pun totally intended.
 
When your fully dialated your cervix is the size of a bagel. Will find the chart of sizes once ds is in bed :haha:
 
I'll never look at a bagel the same way again, or a soda can.
 

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