**Motivation Thread** (renamed)

[sarahxx]

Wooo i just did something! It didn't involve getting off my butt tho well i sorted my sure start grant so now i can pay my mum back for the pram dont know whay i was so eager to get it because its all just going straight to my mum!

dammit i missed Jeremy Kyle! and yeah i'm super excited. Everyone keeps asking me if i'm nervous bout the birth but i'm not at all! Just excited..xx

i got my money from that on Friday morning and it was all spent by 3 o clock the same day, woooo well at least you did it, its all progress! i'm so nervous, have you got all the baby's stuff bought an that or are you waiting? xxx

 

[_laura]

haha i need to put the washing out to dry but its just that bit too far away to get to!
gutted i missed jezza. just not the same only catching half of it.
works just funny, im selling someone a contract then she'll kick me in the ribs and i'll laugh and have to explain why i look in pain!

 

[LoisP]

i've been up since half 7 and done absolutely nothing, its hard work this growing a baby business tho so at least we've got an excuse.. i've turned into this daytime telly addict tho which is so not me, but apparently i love loose women, which is a bit odd, think its just another excuse not to get things done.. xxx

such hard work! my little mans being extremely active today, which as lovely as it is... DRAINSSSS my energy! I used to like loose women, i hate it now for some reason. but yeah definately a good exuce not to get things done xoxox

 

[LoisP]

haha i need to put the washing out to dry but its just that bit too far away to get to!
gutted i missed jezza. just not the same only catching half of it.
works just funny, im selling someone a contract then she'll kick me in the ribs and i'll laugh and have to explain why i look in pain!

I think you should say 'Sorry, bit constipated' !!!!!!!!!! that would be funny as hell! xoxox

 

[sarahxx]

i know, i've just lost the passion for jeremy now tho, i can't understand why i've gone off it but its just not as good anymore!
hmm it is lovely when they are active but its a bit sore ive been finding, our little princess has decided to attack my ribs the last few days and ive been proper bent over with the pain, think weve got a little footballer in the making xxx

 

[_laura]

omg Lois! if i did that the boys would freak.
though i'm not the most lady like of females. probably why i get on with them.
they think that im finding all the pregnancy jokes offensive but theyre hilarious!

 

[LoisP]

Ha yeah i'm like that, always been one of the boys in that way, i actually love sexist jokes about women aswell

like... why do women have smaller feet?
so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

pahahahaha!!

xox

 

[MissMamma]

surestarts the 500pound one. You can only get it of you're on benefits tho so if you're not thats probs why you haven't heard bout it. If you are, get your butt into gear Lois! Free money!..xx

 

[LoisP]

I'm on benefits (WOOOOO BENEFITS! !!!!)
how do i apply for it ... i'm liking the sound of free money

 

[_laura]

i get it once my work hours increase to 16.
cause then i qualify for working tax credits
so excited!
just impatient for work to sort my contract out!

i love sexist jokes. theyre hilarious!
the guys are shocked with some things i come out with!
they also love the fact that i'm mates with the photo editor of a lads mag so i bring it in every month for them to read!

 

[MissMamma]

get a form from your job centre, fill it out and wait! then get a phonecall saying they're not going to pay it you because they're stupid, then ring them back and sort it all out yourself because if you want a job doing properly do it yourself!..xx

 

[_laura]

hahaha sounds about right, dreading when i apply for housing benefit.
cause they ask for your last few months pay slips.
mine are all about £600 and scotts are £0 cause he went home for summer!

 

[LoisP]

i get it once my work hours increase to 16.
cause then i qualify for working tax credits
so excited!
just impatient for work to sort my contract out!

i love sexist jokes. theyre hilarious!
the guys are shocked with some things i come out with!
they also love the fact that i'm mates with the photo editor of a lads mag so i bring it in every month for them to read!

Hahaha! Bet they love you! that's so cool

get a form from your job centre, fill it out and wait! then get a phonecall saying they're not going to pay it you because they're stupid, then ring them back and sort it all out yourself because if you want a job doing properly do it yourself!..xx

Thanks babe, i'll do that later/tomorrow.

 

[MissMamma]

No lois! Do it now!




See, i'm being motivational ..xx

 

[LoisP]

nooooooooooooooo i don't want to do it now
i'm warm and comfy
can't i just do it online? LOL!

 

[_laura]

yes do it now!
and yeah the boys love it.
i quite like the magazine, once you get past the photos of tits its got some pretty funny stuff in it.

 

[LoisP]

Don't lie laura, you love the pictures of the tittttiiiiessss
ive never actually read a blokes mag... always wondered whats actually in it apart from ass and nipples

 

[_laura]

hahaha i was supposed to do an internship there until lo decided she was going to appear in my life.
ive done photo shoots for mates in that line of work and its really not interested me in the slightest.
just a bit of cash in my pocket for some pictures of tits

 

[LoisP]

Naaaaice!! lol x

 

[_laura]

yeah not really.
though i think my new line of work will be baby portraiture
and i found out theres a photo studio directly opposite my new flat! so might ask to do some work there.