Mowing the lawn

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  1. ImTheDaddy

    ImTheDaddy Well-Known Member

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    A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing.

    It was determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery.

    When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it was a tattoo reading: "keep off the grass."

    After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said: "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
     
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    Wobbles BnB Co-Founder ~ Retired

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    Tam Mum of 2 - PG with No.3

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  4. HB

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    haaaaaaaa love it!!!
     

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