dippy dee
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1- my mother taught me to appreciate a job well done - if you are going to kill each other do it outside Ive just finished cleaning.
2- my mother taught me religion - you had better pray that comes out the carpet.
3- my mother taught me about time travel - if you dont straighten up Im going to knock you into next week.
4- My mother taught me logic - because I said so thats why.
5- my mother taught me more logic - if you fall and break your neck youre not coming shopping with me.
6- my mother taught me fore sight - make sure you wear clean undies in case youre in an accident.
7- my mother taught me irony - keep crying and Ill give you something to cry about.
8- my mother taught me the science of osmosis - shut your mouth and eat your supper.
9- my mother taught me about contortionism - will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck
10- my mother taught me about stamina - you sit there till all your sprouts have gone.
11- my mother taught me about weather - this room looks like a tornado went through it.
12 - my mother taught me about hypocrisy - if Ive told you once Ive told you a million times dont exagerate
13- My mother taught me about the circle of life - I bought you into this world and I can take you out.
14- my mother taught me about behaviour modification - stop acting like your father.
15- my mother taught me about envy - there are less fortunate kids in this world who dont have wonderful parents like us.
16- my mother taught me about anticipation - just you wait until we get home.
17- my mother taught me about receiving - you are going to get it when we get home.
18- my mother taught me about medical science - if you keep pulling that face itll stick like it.
19- my mother taught me telepathy - put your jumper on dont you think I know when you are cold.
20- my mother taught me humour - when that lawn mower cuts your toes off dont come running to me.
21- my mother taught me to become an adult - If you dont eat your veg youll never grow up.
22- my mother taught me about my roots - shut that door behind you do you think you were born in a barn?
23- my mother taught me about genetics - Youre just like your father.
24- my mother taught me wisdom - When you get to my age youll understand.
25- And my favorite mother taught me justice - One day youll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you.
2- my mother taught me religion - you had better pray that comes out the carpet.
3- my mother taught me about time travel - if you dont straighten up Im going to knock you into next week.
4- My mother taught me logic - because I said so thats why.
5- my mother taught me more logic - if you fall and break your neck youre not coming shopping with me.
6- my mother taught me fore sight - make sure you wear clean undies in case youre in an accident.
7- my mother taught me irony - keep crying and Ill give you something to cry about.
8- my mother taught me the science of osmosis - shut your mouth and eat your supper.
9- my mother taught me about contortionism - will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck
10- my mother taught me about stamina - you sit there till all your sprouts have gone.
11- my mother taught me about weather - this room looks like a tornado went through it.
12 - my mother taught me about hypocrisy - if Ive told you once Ive told you a million times dont exagerate
13- My mother taught me about the circle of life - I bought you into this world and I can take you out.
14- my mother taught me about behaviour modification - stop acting like your father.
15- my mother taught me about envy - there are less fortunate kids in this world who dont have wonderful parents like us.
16- my mother taught me about anticipation - just you wait until we get home.
17- my mother taught me about receiving - you are going to get it when we get home.
18- my mother taught me about medical science - if you keep pulling that face itll stick like it.
19- my mother taught me telepathy - put your jumper on dont you think I know when you are cold.
20- my mother taught me humour - when that lawn mower cuts your toes off dont come running to me.
21- my mother taught me to become an adult - If you dont eat your veg youll never grow up.
22- my mother taught me about my roots - shut that door behind you do you think you were born in a barn?
23- my mother taught me about genetics - Youre just like your father.
24- my mother taught me wisdom - When you get to my age youll understand.
25- And my favorite mother taught me justice - One day youll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you.
so true!
