
Do people not understand we dont need to hear 'you've got a couple of weeks yet!!'

I've heard this from my lovely father tonight and my uncle yesterday!! Just keep your comments to yourself!! - Sorry for the rant!!
My OH thinks he's funny when he says "don't worry he'll be here by Christmas"

Obviously this would make him a whole month late - but it's still not funny. I've started telling myself: he'll be here in 4 weeks (DD +2) as hopefully it will be sooner.
I really thought something was happening last night I had Backache, weird movements and Period type pains, and 'glupey' feelings 'down there'

and nothing!
Instead ... I had some mad dreams. One in which I lost my mucus plug, which for some reason was the size of a golf ball and looked like creamed spinach

Obviously a dream but I still woke up believing I'd lost it for a whole 5 minutes.
And in my other dream, I cooked pork chops for OH but his sister turned up at the door as soon as they were on the table and I was upset he hadn't told me they were coming, then my contractions started and he ignored me!
Got an other workman here at the moment, he's here to finish off the snagging list for the house. I look terrible (crawled out of bed and threw on clothes when the doorbell went - and have some awful aches and pains. It could be signs, but more likely it's just pains.
I need my plug to go or somthing definate to happen so I feel like it's going in the right direction.