OMG what is wrong with me??

First the pain in the grocery store now I get home and I'm walking around and I feel like I peed myself. Like if you laugh and a little pee comes out. Lol I went to the bathroom and I have a wet spot. But it was white. Thin white creamy kinda stuff. Maybe that's what I've had for a while but I couldn't tell cause I've worn a pantiliner everyday for so long. Except I forgot today.
I don't know but I sure seem to be having weird symtoms today!