Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the
morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus
and Sean (also Irishmen), were sent for. Seamus went in and the
mortician pulled back the sheet.
Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".
So the mortician rolled him over.
Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought
Sean in to identify the body.
Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll
him over".
The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it
ain't Paddy".
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."
"What, he had two arseholes???" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into
town, folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes...."
morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus
and Sean (also Irishmen), were sent for. Seamus went in and the
mortician pulled back the sheet.
Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".
So the mortician rolled him over.
Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought
Sean in to identify the body.
Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll
him over".
The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it
ain't Paddy".
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."
"What, he had two arseholes???" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into
town, folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes...."
