add your fav!!! example there was a young woman from peling, who had a peculiar feeling, she lay on her back and opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling!!!! There was a young woman from Stroud, Whose artistic skills did her proud, She thought it not rude, To paint in the nude, And soon drew a sizeable crowd.
There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a **** I could fuck it."
There was a young man from Devizes, Who had balls of two different sizes, One was so small it was no good at all, The other was big and won prizes.
