Rofl at these

[leoniebabey]

Jokes i got in some pampers leaflet ..

I'm two month pregnant now. when will my baby move ?
With any luck, right after the finishes college

Should I have a baby after 35?
No,35 children is enough

What is the most common pregnancy craving?
For men to be pregnant

Is there anything i should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
yes, pregnancy

Does pregnancy cause heamorrhoids?
Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for

Do i have to have a baby shower ?
Not if you change the babys nappy very quickly

 

[LovingYou]

haha those are great!

 

[Natasha2605]

''Does pregnancy cause heamorrhoids?
Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for''

Haaaa That's so true. My poor LO gets blamed for anything. If I'm hungry, it's cause LO's hungry, tired? She's been bouncing against me all day! xx

 

[leoniebabey]

hahaha im the same!
Especially the hungry one then when i eat im like oh he's been fed now ! Totally ignoring the fact it all goes to my bum and thighs !
x