Hmmm. I just discovered there is no smilie for mucus testing - oversight surely?! A yellow head with a little hand... stretching a glob between two fingers... wouldn't be impossible, right??
Yeah, so my OH knows when it's on. I usually say something like "Get the sex towel, mister, you've pulled," and he says "Well, have you washed your bits?"
Intimacy.
I vote for c ,tell him to get his arse up the stairs , give him a green monster energy drink a hour before DTD its known to give the swimmers a boost in speed.
. Anything else work? Red Bull? Lucozade? Good to know though lisap! I'm sure I'll find a UK equivalent!
I vote for c ,tell him to get his arse up the stairs , give him a green monster energy drink a hour before DTD its known to give the swimmers a boost in speed.
Ooh! Oh...I'm in the UK and don't think we have that
I vote for c ,tell him to get his arse up the stairs , give him a green monster energy drink a hour before DTD its known to give the swimmers a boost in speed.
Ooh! Oh...I'm in the UK and don't think we have that
I think red bull has just about the same ingredients.
.I vote for c ,tell him to get his arse up the stairs , give him a green monster energy drink a hour before DTD its known to give the swimmers a boost in speed.
Ooh! Oh...I'm in the UK and don't think we have that
I think red bull has just about the same ingredients.
Woohoo! My OH loves Red Bull. I'll get him a 6 pack
Sorry! lace his coffee with Viagra first ,mix some horny goats weed in his food and then tell him to get his arse up the stairs
Ooohhh honey!!
