I love this thread! My house is exactly the same

and my table is full of crap as is the top of my fridge lol xx
Omg the top of the fridge! Mine too! Actually anywhere higher than Micah can reach has now become a dumping ground for all things he shouldn't have that I take off me him throughout the day!
A typical conversation most evenings:
OH: "Where are my shoes"
Me: "On the back of the sofa, Micah was eating them"
OH: "OK thanks, and the remotes?"
Me: "I think the Playstation one is on top of the fridge, not sure about the others, have you checked the top shelves of the bookshelves?"
OH: "Did I get any post?"
Me: "yes.. check the pile of chewed paper on top of the microwave"