Sorry this make my piss myself

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  1. Cat

    Cat Well-Known Member

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    A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her
    two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
    entrance.

    The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children
    you've got there. Are they twins?"

    The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they
    bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the
    hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look
    alike, you d*ckhead?"

    "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
    would shag you twice!"
     
  2. Arcanegirl

    Arcanegirl Bazinga!!

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    Jo I'm an old bag!

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    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    Lmfaoooo nice one lol

    xxx
     
  8. Amanda

    Amanda Mum of 3

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    Bloody excellent!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    thats brillaint
     
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    twinkletoes Well-Known Member

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    LMFAO ROFL i just choked on my cuppa
     
  12. Cheyanne

    Cheyanne Well-Known Member

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    That is priceless!
     
  13. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    keep em coming cat!!!!
     
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    Wasn't aware Tesco had greeters lol
     
  17. Cat

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    We have one that does. Bu then again the main tesco here also has several other shops inside it including a travel agents
     

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