The "Dear...." Game

[AppleBlossom]

Stolen from Facebook! It's a bit bizzare and random changed it slightly to fit the forum

Here's how you do it:

Dear (the person who has posted above you),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but(1). I think I realised it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8 ) but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12)



1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
Other - Under a street lamp

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage (wo)men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8 ) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Greetings to your frog Leonard
Australia - Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

 

[Linzi]

Dear Bexy
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realised it Last year when you peed your pants At the mental hospital and I saw you Sit on Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand That I may pee my pants. I'm returning Your Hannah Montana underwear but I'll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard. and Our friendship is ruined.

Best of luck on the sex change

hahahaha

xxx

 

[Tabs]

Dear Bexy,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realised it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your smell makes me vomit. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.

Best of luck on the sex change,

Tabs





OMFG!!! That's craziness!! I love it!!!

 

[tasha41]

Dear Tabs,



I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realised it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your love letters to me but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.



Your everlasting enemy,

tasha41

 

[BlackBerry25]

Dear Tasha,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realised it when your dog humped my leg at the mental institute and I saw you sit on my corned beef hash. I'm sure you're middle classed enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning your toe ring but I'll keep haven't showered in a month as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and our friendship is ruined.

Your everlasting enemy,
Wendino!!!

 

[Vickie]

Dear wendino,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realised it When I quoted Forest Gump Outside of your office and I saw you Carve your initials into My knee caps. I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand How awful you are. I'm returning Your nose hair clippers but I'll keep Your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Warm tingly sensation

Vickie

 

[tasha41]

Dear Tasha,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realised it when your dog humped my leg at the mental institute and I saw you sit on my corned beef hash. I'm sure you're middle classed enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning your toe ring but I'll keep haven't showered in a month as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and our friendship is ruined.

Your everlasting enemy,
Wendino!!!

At least you love my sweet, sweet ass

 

[BlackBerry25]

Dear wendino,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realised it When I quoted Forest Gump Outside of your office and I saw you Carve your initials into My knee caps. I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand How awful you are. I'm returning Your nose hair clippers but I'll keep Your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Warm tingly sensation

Vickie

Thanks Vick, I need my nose hair trimmer back, they are getting a bit long.

 

[sparkswillfly]

Dear Wendino,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realised it when i finally changed my underwear in your apartment and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Kiss my butt

Sam

 

[nataliecn]

Dear Sparks,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realised it last year when you peed your pants in your apartment and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're scared enough to understand that your smell makes me vomit. I'm returning your hannah montana underwear but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and you should stop picking your nose.

Your everlasting enemy,

Natalie

 

[Amy-Lea]

haha funny this I will do it tomorrow when my eyes arnt sleepy!

 

[Sovereign]

Dear Natalie,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realised it When your dwarf bit me Outside of your office and I saw you Pull the clothes off My father. I'm sure you're open enough to understand That we’re related. I'm returning Your love letters to me but I'll keep Your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I Love your sweet, sweet ass and you should stop picking your nose.

Warm tingly sensations

Vicky

 

[teen mummy]

Dear Vicky
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our socks don't match. I think I realised it When I quoted Forest Gump With George Bush and Stephen Harper and I saw you Hit on Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand How boring you are. I'm returning Your nose hair clippers but I'll keep The oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard. and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.

Best of luck on the sex change

Hannah
xxx




HAHA i love it

 

[sarah1989]

Dear Hannah

I dont really know how to tell you this but, I'm joining the convent. I think I realised it When I finally changed my underwear in your apartment and I saw you Pour Syrup On the elephant in the corner.I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I'm off to lead
a new life as a lemon.

Warm tingly sensations,
Sarah xx

this is hillarious!!

 

[orange-sox]

Dear Sarah,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realised it When we skinny dipped in the bathtub At the mental hospital and I saw you bite off Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're High enough to understand The middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning Your Hannah Montana underwear but I'll keep Your neighbors dog as a memory. You should also know that I Love your sweet, sweet ass and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Greetings to your frog Leonard

Emma xxx

 

[mylittlebubs]

Dear orange-sox,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realised it When I quoted Forest Gump In your closet and I saw you Carve your initials into Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning The couch cushions but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Go drown yourself

littlebubs

 

[Sparky0207]

Dear mylittlebubs,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realised it when I tripped on peanut butter at the Elton John concert and I saw you carve your initials into my boyfriend I'm sure you're high enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your old new kids on the block blanket but I'll keep im better off without you (??) as a memory. You should also know that I told my confession today about the moose poaching and your cucumber-fetishism is weird.

Warm tingly sensations,

Sparky


Love this!!

 

[Lyrah]

Dear mylittlebubs,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me outside of your office and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that we're related. I'm returning your hannah montana underwear but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

You make me sick.

Lyrah

 

[alice&bump]

Dear Lyrah,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks dont match. I think I realised it when i saw the purple monkey in your closet and I saw you Pull the pants off of your my little pony collection. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that you need a sex change. I'm returning your hannah montana underwear but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Best of luck on the sex change

Alice

 

[bigbloomerz]

Dear Alice
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realised it when you smacked my ass in your car and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that were related. I'm returning your car but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and that I have a passionate interest for Mice.

With Tears of Sadness

Amy

lol xx