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A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
>When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions
>at the entrance:
>
>"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value
>of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any
>item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
>but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building"
>
>So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
>
>-The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs
>-The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
>-The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and
>are extremely good looking.
>
>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
>-She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
>Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
>
>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>
>-Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
>Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and
>Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
>
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign
>reads:
>
>-Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
>on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
>impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>
>To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
>just across the street.
>
>-The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
>-The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
>
>-The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited.
>When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions
>at the entrance:
>
>"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value
>of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any
>item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
>but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building"
>
>So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
>
>-The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs
>-The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
>-The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and
>are extremely good looking.
>
>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
>-She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
>Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
>
>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>
>-Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
>Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and
>Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
>
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign
>reads:
>
>-Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
>on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
>impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>
>To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
>just across the street.
>
>-The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
>-The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
>
>-The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited.
