The lie thread

[AyaChan]

ok so we have the truth thread.

so heres the lie thread, whats the worst lie you ever told, and what the most unbelieveable one you've ever told?

for me, I'd say my worst one, was when I told FOB my scan had been cancelled, coz I didnt kow if I wanted to go because I was considering something awful

the most unbelievable (and its crap) was when I deleted a fb message from ex and my OH at the time, saw me deleted and was like "who was that emssage off" and I said it was from a band page I had joined that i wasnt even a memeber of on my profile.

so he was like "but your not even a member" so I tried convincing him they send me messages anyways

 

[Eabha'sMum]

worst lie - emm... my daddy was a member of the IRA and he was on the run for firing shots at a police station... and I was embarrassed cos he wasn't at home, and when I was 7 I told a girl that he was dead... i felt so bad after that I phoned him that night and told him what I had said, and he laughed saying it was ok.

most unbelieveable - well being one of eight sisters, probably... it wasn;t me who took your skinny jeans... wasn't me who used your hairbrush... no i don;t have your hairdryer/ straighteners, etc...

lol
xx

 

[Jadelm]

The most unbelievable and unecessary one was in like year 7 and there was this girl who really liked horses, like me, but she had her own horse and I was really jealous so I lied and told her my dad owned 7 horses then she told other people and i had to keep on lying and lying.. then in the end i pretended that my dad got bored and sold them all thank GOD no one remembers it now!!

The worst one was when I cheated on my ex (not fob) and lied to his face about it. I felt sick with guilt and I would never ever ever cheat on anyone ever again

 

[samface182]

i honestly can't think of anything! i'll wait til more people post, to see if i get inspiration and remember something! xx

 

[Eabha'sMum]

come on sam! lol xx

 

[rubixcyoob.]

Ehm, the worst lie I've ever told is telling my OH I didn't sleep with anyone before him in University. It's something that is hard to get over for us and causes a good few arguements. I really regret it and wish I hadn't done it and wish I had told him straight away. Things would be so much better now.

Ehm, the most unecessary lie I've ever told was ... probably when I was younger and didn't understand fully what my mum done for a living (She works in HM Revenue and Customs), so I said she worked in the Government like Tony Blair and MI5 etc.

 

[Jadelm]

Ehm, the most unecessary lie I've ever told was ... probably when I was younger and didn't understand fully what my mum done for a living (She works in HM Revenue and Customs), so I said she worked in the Government like Tony Blair and MI5 etc.

i love that

 

[divershona]

Ehm, the worst lie I've ever told is telling my OH I didn't sleep with anyone before him in University. It's something that is hard to get over for us and causes a good few arguements. I really regret it and wish I hadn't done it and wish I had told him straight away. Things would be so much better now.

Ehm, the most unecessary lie I've ever told was ... probably when I was younger and didn't understand fully what my mum done for a living (She works in HM Revenue and Customs), so I said she worked in the Government like Tony Blair and MI5 etc.

but a genuine mistake especially if u didnt know any different lol

 

[LoveAlways,]

Worst- I told my OH that my heart stopped beating for a few seconds back in March. I don't even know why I said this. A chamber in my heart slowed down because I was dehydrated & had such severe pains in my abdomen that I fainted. But when he asked if I was okay on facebook chat later, I told him "yeah I'm fine, I'm home now, my heart just kinda stopped beating.." I feel terrible about it. I hate lying to him, and this is such a big lie too. Like huuuuuuge. I wish I didn't tell it

Most Unbelievable: "Nooo, I didn't delete you on facebook."

 

[rubixcyoob.]

In my defence it was her fault. She couldn't fully explain what HMRC was and instead told me she worked for the government
I just imagined her doing all sorts of cool stuff like MI5 and knowing Tony Blair. I love the imagination children have.

 

[Srrme]

Most Unbelievable: "Nooo, I didn't delete you on facebook."

I've used that a bit.

 

[Bride2Be]

The biggest lie I ever told was to my mother. I didn't want her to find out that I had sex with my ex so I told her that I was raped. I completely regret it now and I can't find the courage to tell her

The most unbeleivable lie I ever told was probably when I was really little and my mom told me to feed the cats...but instead I poured their food and ate it instead My mom asked how the cats finished their food so fast probably less than an hour later and I told her that I didn' know.

 

[AyaChan]

ahh some of these are great xD

 

[AnnabelsMummy]

ahh i really HATE HATE lies.. so i really try not to tell them, just try to be honest..

the worst lie i've ever told was probably telling my mum i don't care, in an arguement, it's stupid - but i really do care.. i've never not cared. we used to have really bad arguements, but i've always cared and worried about her.

the most stupid lie i ever told anyone was that i was related to the (american) actress Kate Hudson.. - then she got really famous and was in things like you, me, dupree and stuff..
i only said it cause some boy in my primary school fancied her, and i actually do have a cousin called kate hudson - just not her! LOL!
xx

 

[bbyno1]

umm i cant think of a badd one but
when i was working (at the beginning of my pregnancy) i hid the fact i was pregnant..
until i had to tell my manager because the hospital gave me a hospital note that i had to be on bed rest for a week..i had no other choice but to hand the note in..
by the time i went back to work word had spread round the whole store that i was pregnant (suprise,suprise) i had everyone coming up to me saying omg are you really pregnant and due to embarrassment i lied and said i wasnt and who ever said i was is a complete liar! lol x

 

[Croc-O-Dile]

ahh i really HATE HATE lies.. so i really try not to tell them, just try to be honest..

the worst lie i've ever told was probably telling my mum i don't care, in an arguement, it's stupid - but i really do care.. i've never not cared. we used to have really bad arguements, but i've always cared and worried about her.

the most stupid lie i ever told anyone was that i was related to the (american) actress Kate Hudson.. - then she got really famous and was in things like you, me, dupree and stuff..
i only said it cause some boy in my primary school fancied her, and i actually do have a cousin called kate hudson - just not her! LOL!
xx

That's great!

The worst lie I ever told was when I was running away and my mom called my cell to try and get me to come home and I told her I was in Atlantic City (A very bad city. It's just crime, drugs, and gambling.) When really I was 3 streets away at a friends house. I only said it to make her worry.

The most unbelievable lie I ever told was when I was little (6 or 7 years old) I had a super imagination. So instead of writing stories (since I couldn't write well) I just told my best friend all of them, but never told her they were just stories. I created this other dimension in which I worked as a night club owner, had like 8 children, and fought evil on the weekend with my super powers. Looking back on it now, we both get a good laugh out of it!

 

[newmommy23]

worst lie I ever told: ...I told a dr at a hospital that I hadn't meant to hurt myself and that I didn't want to die when I was 16. in hindsight, the truth would have been better at that point. Either way, she didn't believe me, but still. dumb thing to lie about. obv. I needed help.

most unbelievable: i told my oh that I had called this number but it was weird and wouldn't work for some reason. but really it was that I had forgotten. it was for a bill.

 

[loopylass]

The biggest lie I ever told was to my mother. I didn't want her to find out that I had sex with my ex so I told her that I was raped. I completely regret it now and I can't find the courage to tell her

The most unbeleivable lie I ever told was probably when I was really little and my mom told me to feed the cats...but instead I poured their food and ate it instead My mom asked how the cats finished their food so fast probably less than an hour later and I told her that I didn' know.

lmao i found the cat bit sooooo funny, i was drinking and actually nearly choked, lol.

xxx

 

[divershona]

biggest lie ive ever told was probably to my mum when i was little about how my sister had gotten such a big bag of sweets with her 50p of pocket money ... we'd found a pound on the way to the shop so when we got there we split it and got double what we could normally get lol .... prob not that big a lie actually now i think about it ... i still feel bad for not telling the truth

and stupidest lie ... its rather funny now but i was rather proud of it when i was little and i kinda half convinced my self it was true at the time. i have a freckle on my right nostril thats in the shape of africa (its quite a big one lol) and anyways i used to tell the other girls at school that it meant i was an african princess, im fairly sure most of them believed me too lol