The Lovely Looney Great Pretenders

[lovehearts]

lol i talk in my sleep but dont think i have ever actually got out of bed - im just too lazy

I wish i could sleep anywhere. I have to be in a bed (or on a really cumfy sofa) i couldnt sleep at work i dont think. I would never get away with it!!

 

[lovehearts]

have you ever made a noise in your sleep that woke u up and then thought WFT was that then you realise it was you ahhh how embaressing!

 

[mushmouth]

Oh gosh yeah! And I twitch and wake myself up...

Kam has snored a couple times so loud that he woke himself up...

 

[Princess_LV]

I have sleep farted so loudly before that it has woken us both up

 

[lovehearts]

 

[DJ987]

I told my nan about her surprise 60th birthday party in my sleep oops!! luckily she took it with a pinch of salt!!

 

[DJ987]

Lmao Leah that's brill!

 

[Princess_LV]

it was quite scary at the time lol. Didn't have a clue what was going on!

 

[mushmouth]

Hahahah oh my days Leah you win!

DJ you make me laugh! You'd be great for getting info out of!

My best friend has told me that her mum and I have to throw her a suprise party for her 30th on 3 yrs...

 

[lovehearts]

lol i think adam would throw me out the room.

The once as i was getting in to bed i farted really loud and he looked discusted so i said 'do you still love me' and he said 'umm a little bit less'

You are making me laugh so much i have just snotted good job im alone in the office!!!

 

[mushmouth]

farts and snot! Woohooo what a bunch of classy ladies!

When I was pg I let it all go, burping an farting all over the place... Kam was disguitsed... Haha

 

[Princess_LV]

Eurgh snot is worse than farting! I pop in front of Daniel all the time, he doesn't care. I'm not very good at holding them in, it hurts but only in the comfort of my own home!

I think I already shared the one about me shouting "I fucking love you" in his face in my sleep? That was a good one The first night I stayed over his, way way back in the day lol, I slept talked about 12 inches being ideal poor boy! I remebered the dream though, and it was actually about trampolines!

It won't be a surprise now though mush that's no good!

 

[lovehearts]

leah you are making me laugh so much!!

You cant do a suprise party for sumone if they have asked you to do it lol. The suprise will be that you dont do it!!! lol.

 

[DJ987]

what an attractive bunch of 'ladies' we are. I've had terrible wind since I got pregnant, it was the first time Bem had EVER heard me fart, he was absolutely horrified and pulled the most disgusted face ever! Now he keeps telling all his friends about it proudly the big meanie lol

 

[Princess_LV]

I dread to think how bad my wind will be when I'm up the duffer - it's bad enough as it is! And I'm unsure how I'll deal with the more vivid dreams - mine are sooo real anyway, hence the talking etc lol

 

[DJ987]

My dreams were pretty vivid before too Leah, now they are just plain filth lol

 

[lovehearts]

oooooo do you orgasm dj????

 

[Princess_LV]

Coming in my sleep, now that would be a first for me... sadly not for Dan lol

 

[DJ987]

Leah you're so funny.

Unfortunately I have not experienced an orgasm in my sleep yet but I'm pretty sure I've been close and then woken up!! Ben said I got on top of him the other night and was making noises lol I think the poor boy was a bit freaked!

 

[lovehearts]

i think adam would quite enjoy that!