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Ever done the priory Leah?? I actually don't know of anyone in Thetford who hasn't had sex there at some point lol
 
Lolol dj it's my claim to filthy fame!

Dj & fluff - birthdays added!

Ok - we've done where - now how... What is your absoloute gave position?

Mine has to be, as my ex called it - foot pin sholda... Lol

like OH on top, with your legs right up on his shoulders and him pushed up on his hands... If you get me
 
haha yeah the car thing was pretty uncomfortable and uber embarrassing when we got caught.
We only did it coz I'd just passed my test and wanted to celebrate by christening my car lol
 
Car sex is over rated I agree... You always end up with some bruises and cramp! Lol
 
DJ987 said:
My my, we are a classy bunch! I've done it in a room of people too I don't know if thats public though haha! They soon ran off when they realised too :haha:
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My friends made me feel like a right dirt bag - still not lived it down! Worse than them though, was my Nan walking in on the same "encounter!" It was my 18th bday party, and we'd had a party at the community club across the road... friends had told nan I wanted her to pop up and say goodnight before she left. I don't know who was more mortified!
 
I like anything that is deep pmsl so doggy or legs up on the shoulders kinda thing.
 
Oh my gooooddddddd beng caught by your nan?! That's the effing worst!! XD
 
we had bob's mum walk in on us when I was busy under the covers once before. And his nephew came in while we were naked in bed and tried to get in bed with us (he's only a year younger than bob)

pmsl I love embarrassing sex stories lol
 
Ley said:
Ever done the priory Leah?? I actually don't know of anyone in Thetford who hasn't had sex there at some point lol
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Actually I haven't! The time we did it behind a bush was on the way to the priory - I refused as I couldn't be bothered to carry on walking without my shoes on. Again, rather drunk! x
 
pmsl, sorry i got carried away with all the sex talk...
 
fuffyburra said:
Oh my gooooddddddd beng caught by your nan?! That's the effing worst!! XD
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Haha, it was awful! The guy was one of the virgins I seduced :haha: he was so scared he literally bolted. Poor boy!

As for positions... anything so long as it is preceeded by a good minky-lick!
 
I promised OH he cud put it up my bum when we went away/when I was pg! I didn't let him when I was pg and I said the holiday thinking it wud never come around and now it has :rofl: I'm not looking forward to it,I'm just going to get really drunk!! We did it once before,it hurt!!! I don't know why guys want to do it so much, its the wrong hole!!!!!

Worst place I have dtd.... I don't know,I'm not that naughty!! I think it would be in a car in a very public car park,but it was night time!
 
Minky-lick :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Aaaaand on that bombshell, I'm off to get ready to go out :D Night all!! xx
 
lmao @minky lick
never heard it called that before lol
 
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