The secret to getting pregnant.........

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  1. Schmelly

    Schmelly Regaining my life...

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    I've finally realised what we need to do to get pregnant...............

    ........go on the Jeremy Kyle show!!!!!!! :rofl:

    Every single woman (or girl) on that show has at least 6 kids at home, and another on the way. :hissy:

    Either that, or Grand Designs. Something about building your own home obviously has an effect on fertility..............................

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    #1 Schmelly, Apr 16, 2009
  2. tansey

    tansey Finally a Mummy!

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    OMG you're right :shock:
    LOL!
     
    #2 tansey, Apr 16, 2009
  3. caz81

    caz81 Well-Known Member

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    lol its true! xxx
     
    #3 caz81, Apr 16, 2009
  4. HAYS

    HAYS Guest

    :rofl: :rofl: im phoning Jeremy now...................
     
    #4 HAYS, Apr 16, 2009
  5. Lawhra

    Lawhra NowProudMumOfTwo!!

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    :rofl: That is so funny! I too had noticed that about Grand Designs!!
     
    #5 Lawhra, Apr 16, 2009
  6. Ilove

    Ilove Guest

    :rofl: Theyre so bad on JK Im usually just sitting there like:shock::shock:
     
    #6 Ilove, Apr 16, 2009
  7. rachelle1975

    rachelle1975 And then there were 3!!

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    :rofl: :rofl:

    Your idea is far better than mine..... think my idea of living in a bubble from birth, screening all prospective males for genetic issues and not moving for 9 months to ensure emby doesn't go anywhere......well, it's a bit drastic to say the least :rofl:
     
    #7 rachelle1975, Apr 16, 2009
  8. Schmelly

    Schmelly Regaining my life...

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    That sounds like HARD work!!! :rofl:

    To think I once told my life story to JK live on air, when he was on the radio!!! I was slightly drunk at the time :blush: To think that could have been my one chance of getting up the duff. I missed a golden opportunity there..............:blush::blush::blush::blush::blush:

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    #8 Schmelly, Apr 16, 2009
  9. Lilly123

    Lilly123 Mommy to Zoe & Lily

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    I love Jeremy kyle.. think i will ring up the show too lol
     
    #9 Lilly123, Apr 16, 2009
  10. rachelle1975

    rachelle1975 And then there were 3!!

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    Jeremy Kyle fathered my love child.... hmmmm..... now that sounds like an episode of Jerry Springer! :rofl:
     
    #10 rachelle1975, Apr 16, 2009
  11. Farie

    Farie Well-Known Member

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    So true ... do you think if we all went we'd get a group discount?
     
    #11 Farie, Apr 16, 2009
  12. rachelle1975

    rachelle1975 And then there were 3!!

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    Can you imagine! That sounds like a story i read once.... but that is also a story for another time :rofl:
     
    #12 rachelle1975, Apr 16, 2009
  13. hopeful4baby

    hopeful4baby Please stay with us

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    Oh, Schmelly, I've just had a such a good laugh!

    I'd definitely prefer Grand Designs though!! So funny lot of us noticed that. My DH says it all the time we won't buy a house, we'll build it, because we get a baby as well! haha

    Perhaps it has something to do with "having a different project on one's mind" and forgetting TTC altogether?????
     
    #13 hopeful4baby, Apr 16, 2009
  14. Schmelly

    Schmelly Regaining my life...

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    We'd LOVE to go on Grand Designs. Just the small matter of money..........:hissy: It'd be great though, wouldn't it? Your own personalised house and a bouncing baby to go with it? :baby: :happydance:
     
    #14 Schmelly, Apr 16, 2009
  15. T'elle

    T'elle feeling blessed & lucky!

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    lmao haha xxx
     
    #15 T'elle, Apr 16, 2009
  16. Redfraggle

    Redfraggle TTC since Oct 2005

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    Such an obvious answer! Can't believe we never thought of it before! :dohh:

    Would prefer Grand Designs I think, at least then I would get a great new house. All JK offers is DNA tests (and there is definitely only one potential father here)!!
     
    #16 Redfraggle, Apr 16, 2009
  17. Schmelly

    Schmelly Regaining my life...

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    Good point :rofl:
     
    #17 Schmelly, Apr 16, 2009
  18. susan_1981

    susan_1981 Mummy to 2 boys :)

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    I definitely think you have a point! The other way is to go on Grand Designs building your own house or Location Location Location and buy a house. Everytime they go back there's a "new arrival"!!
     
    #18 susan_1981, Apr 16, 2009
  19. Nathyrra

    Nathyrra Levi's Mammy

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    *Facepalm*

    That's what I've been doing wrong! :dohh: anyone have their number? :3
     
    #19 Nathyrra, Apr 16, 2009
  20. cazhd

    cazhd LTTTC

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    lol, so so true
     
    #20 cazhd, Apr 17, 2009
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