The summer hols

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  1. DizzyJ

    DizzyJ Well-Known Member

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    It's after the summer holidays and all the kids go back to school and Miss asks all the kids to stand up and say one thing that they have done over the holidays:

    Amy stands and says "miss in our hols me and my mom went to the seaside and i paddled in the sea". Miss says "how lovely, and what did you do Jack?" he says" Miss in my hols me, an' me dad went fishing and I caught a fish this big Miss".

    Miss says "how about you Billy" and Billy stands up and goes "Miss in the holidays me an' my mate got this frog and shoved a fire cracker up his arse" Miss goes "you mean rectum Billy"

    Billy: "recked him miss? we blew his F**king head off"


    (sorry it's rude it's the only joke I know)
     
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