things to do in a lift..........

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  1. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
    2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
    3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
    4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
    5) MEOW occasionally.
    6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
    7) SAY -DING at each floor.
    8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
    9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
    11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
    12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
    13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
    14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
    15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
    16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
    17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
    18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
    19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
    20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
    21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
    22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
     
  2. gaby

    gaby Married, but not ttc

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    HAHAHA! Me and DH loved those! Lets add more!!!

    But i'm not funny :roll: Oh well

    23) Ask everyone to stand to the sides of the lift so your invisible pet baby elephant and fit
    24) Take a crate in with you and offer to polish everyone's shoes
    25) Wear a bunny suit and take your OH or DH with you into the lift (who is also wearing a bunny suit) and do the trigger happy tv thing :wink:


    Those were so lame i'll just stop there :(
     
  3. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    26)stare at a specific buttin and wen sum1 goes 2 push it go... um u sure u wanna do tht....
     
  4. gaby

    gaby Married, but not ttc

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    27) stare at the emergency exit above you (if the lift has one :shock: ) And after a few people have given you odd looks say "I just don't think he's coming back..."
     
  5. Amanda

    Amanda Mum of 3

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I can't think of any - it's too early! :roll:
     
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