Things you don't want to hear during surgery

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  1. Kim

    Kim Well-Known Member

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    Things you don't want to hear during surgery


    - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

    - Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

    - Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!

    - Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

    - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

    - Hand me that...uh...that...uh.....thingie.

    - Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

    - Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

    - Darn, there go the lights again...

    - You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them.

    - Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

    - Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

    - What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!

    - Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

    - This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

    - Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?

    - Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough.

    - What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

    - She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

    - FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!
     
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    haha!!!

    xox
     
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    Tam Mum of 2 - PG with No.3

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    hehhehehhe ahhaah
     
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