Three men and a river

Kim

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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging
violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, " God,
please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in
about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and
the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and
strong legs and he was able
to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please
give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards
up stream and walked across the bridge.

GO AHEAD! SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN
HANDLE IT
 

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