Top 17 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife/Girlfriend =]

[GAURDIANANGEL]

17. "I finished the Oreo's."

16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40
pounds."

15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee
had a baby!"

14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever."

13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super
Bowl."

12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise
visit from that Richard Simmons fella."

11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy,
that's gotta hurt."

10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to
Willard Scott!"

9. "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"

8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

7. "Get your *own* ice cream."

6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."

5. "Got milk?"

4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Bambi."

3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"

2. "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."

And the Number 1 Fatal Thing to Say to Your Pregnant Wife/Girlfriend...

1. "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger........."

 

[Always&4ever]

LOL.. I like the last one!

 

[GAURDIANANGEL]

lol me too =]

 

[PitBullMommy]

 

[Holldoll]

Number 17 was me last night! I made DH go at 10:00 pm to get oreos because I was craving them!

 

[Vickie]

when we went shopping for this month DH tried to buy everything he could think of me possibly wanting so he wouldnt have to make any midnight runs to the store

 

[Always&4ever]

The best one I heard was when my cousin said to the midwife when his girlfriend was in labour "is it really going to fit through a hole that small" I don't think his gf was happy

 

[CherryBlossom]

LMAO LMAO i know this isnt my 'section' but omg thats funny xxx

 

[Samantha675]

My lovely DH told me my butt was getting bigger. I told him he was NOT supposed to say that, even if it was true. He said 'but it's supposed to' Idiot.

 

[KarenLV]

I sometimes think men do not realise how sensitive we are when we are pregnant. My husband dared to call me 'fatso' the other day and I cried and cried. He couldnt understand why I got so offended by his joke. I screamed at him and said because I have a human being growing inside of me,so of course I am going to get bigger. That does not make me fat! He apologised for hours. Cooked dinner for me. Gave me a foot massage and prepared a nice bubble bath for me. All out of guilt. He-he!

 

[LauniBug]

LOL Those are great!! My husband is usually pretty sensitive around me, though he DID tell my brother over the phone (who is in the military and therefore hasn't seen me yet) that I am definitely gaining weight and I'd better lose it all as soon as the baby comes. In his defense, he didn't know I was in the other room and could hear his whole conversation.

 

[clairebear]

ah i love those i think i might print them off and highlight the last one for my DH that would make him think twice about what he said xxx

 

[cparks1]

My hubby puts his hands around my waist and says that I have tiny love handles. I know he is joking, but I could just smack him. He doesn't seem to mind the big boobs though, he can't get over the size of those. Thanks for the post, I liked the last one too, I think we all have those days, lol!!!

 

[Tilly]

My lovely DH told me my butt was getting bigger. I told him he was NOT supposed to say that, even if it was true. He said 'but it's supposed to' Idiot.

lmao

Good list there, trying to think of something my boyfriend said to me.. don't think he said anything bad! but he was probably thinking it lol. He would get me anything I craved, at anytime.. aww

lol @ Karen, poor thing. Better try to get him to insult you again for more massages and dinner.

 

[GAURDIANANGEL]

i wish i had a boyfriend that i could make fun of & tell me mean things lol

 

[Ellianna]

I think in any situation your OH saying 'It can't be that bad!' is never a good thing! lol
The other day I was complaining about feeling tired and James's answer was 'You can't feel tired, you sleep LOADS!'
Yes, maybe because I'm carrying our baby around with me 24/7?!
To be fair to him, he's usually pretty good so I can't realy complain!
xx

 

[Serene123]

I constantly get "being pregnant is going to ruin everything about you." Not so funny. LOL

 

[faith_may]

LOL, nº 1 is the best

 

[alloyd519]

Haha that's funny =]