Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down

[Wobbles]

1. The cucumber has left the salad.

2. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

3. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

4. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

5. Elvis is leaving the building.

6. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

7. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. My Favorite

9. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with
Venus.

10. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

 

[Tam]

Number 10's my Fav!!

 

[nataliecn]

i love that!
I love # 10!

 

[Chris77]

I love #10 as well!

 

[hayley x]

hahaha i have never heard of any of those before but i LOVE number 10 lol!! we just say 'your flying low' that actually sounds pretty weird when it comes to writin it haha xxx

 

[bellazucca]

Those are great!!!! When my DH leaves his zipper down I always ask him if he is "showing off!"

 

[tasha41]

a lot of good ones there!!

 

[mylittlebubs]

I used to say "you left the window open"

 

[ProudSkinPapa]

There was a drunk man walking down the street turning his car keys back and forth.
A policeman came up to him and asked, “Sir, what are you doing?”

The drunk replied, “I am looking for my car, the last time I saw it, it was on the end of these keys.”
The police officer said, “Sir, do you know your zipper is down?”
The drunk replied, “Nuts, I lost my wife, too!”

 

[Sam P]

no 8!

 

[princess_bump]

 

[sabby52]

Love no.10