Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down

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  1. Wobbles

    Wobbles BnB Co-Founder ~ Retired

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    1. The cucumber has left the salad.

    2. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

    3. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

    4. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

    5. Elvis is leaving the building.

    6. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

    7. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

    8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. My Favorite

    9. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with
    Venus.

    10. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
     
  2. Tam

    Tam Mum of 2 - PG with No.3

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    :rofl:

    Number 10's my Fav!!
     
  3. nataliecn

    nataliecn Mommy to Grady and WTT!

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    :rofl: i love that!
    I love # 10!
     
  4. Chris77

    Chris77 Mommy to PJ and Gavin

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    :rofl: I love #10 as well! :rofl:
     
  5. hayley x

    hayley x 1AngelSon,1EarthDaughter

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    hahaha i have never heard of any of those before but i LOVE number 10 lol!! we just say 'your flying low' that actually sounds pretty weird when it comes to writin it haha xxx
     
  6. bellazucca

    bellazucca Well-Known Member

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    Those are great!!!! When my DH leaves his zipper down I always ask him if he is "showing off!"
     
  7. tasha41

    tasha41 Mum & Dad + 1

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    :rofl: a lot of good ones there!!
     
  8. mylittlebubs

    mylittlebubs Well-Known Member

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    I used to say "you left the window open"
     
  9. There was a drunk man walking down the street turning his car keys back and forth.
    A policeman came up to him and asked, “Sir, what are you doing?”

    The drunk replied, “I am looking for my car, the last time I saw it, it was on the end of these keys.”
    The police officer said, “Sir, do you know your zipper is down?”
    The drunk replied, “Nuts, I lost my wife, too!”
     
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    princess_bump Happy Wife & Mumma!

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    sabby52 Mother, Nanny

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    :rofl::rofl: Love no.10
     

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