Train delay

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  1. Wobbles

    Wobbles WoBbLeWoBbLe
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    A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

    She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you b*****ds who want
    off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! And all of you b*****ds, who are getting on, get your low-income asses in the train, because we are going down the tracks."

    The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

    Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.
    Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "all passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
    We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."

    She then hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

    As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are p**sed off about the TWO HOURS delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
     
  2. weestar21

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  3. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    lmfao!!! :rofl: :lol:
     
  4. Trinity

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    :rofl: :rofl:

    That was good !!!!!
     

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