Wanted - tenant for a womb

Discussion in 'Trying To Conceive' started by Caterpiller, Dec 10, 2009.

  1. Caterpiller

    Caterpiller Not cooperating

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    Have one recently redecorated womb on offer for around nine months and a half month. Ideal tenant would be a clean, non-smoking fertilized egg. No hint of PCOS or Endo found, and last pap smear was A-OK. Unfortunately the womb offers no view as DragonMummy is patent pending with her 'womb with a view' concept, but can provide a healthy environment, supported by daily supplements, organic diet, caffeine and alcohol free living conditions. Also private medical coverage provided, including all ante and postnatal care.

    No objections for either male or female tenant, and if a couple are looking to share, am sure I can accommodate.

    Applicants can post their interest at the following address:

    2/3rds up the fallopian tube (left side or right if your feeling that way inclined)
    Immediately after the cervix
    Caterpiller's Uterus
    Dubai, United Arab Emirates
     
  2. Lullahbelle12

    Lullahbelle12 Pregnant - 1st Trimester

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    Awww, this really made me smile!!!

    Hope you get your tenant soon!

    xx
     
  3. laura6914

    laura6914 Proud mummy #2 on the way

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    Absolutley love this. hope you get a few responsesfrom one-or more-possible tennents. xx
     
  4. Serene123

    Serene123 Guest

    Wonderful post! I hope you get your :bfp: soon x
     
  5. ablacketer

    ablacketer Just Call Me Angel :)

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    super cute!
     
  6. lilfrog01

    lilfrog01 currently ntnp.. sigh

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    that is absolutly adorable!! fx for the move in of your open space!
     
  7. nurselochia

    nurselochia mother of 3

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    Love it! Hopefully you'll have a tenant soon!
     
  8. MrsCrabsticke

    MrsCrabsticke We are giving up.

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    rofl, lets hope you get a tenant soon :)
     
  9. Crypto1976

    Crypto1976 Guest

    Lol!! Love it. Hope you get a prospective tennant soon! XX
     
  10. mightyspu

    mightyspu No life since Aug 2009...

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    Love this! hope you get loads of applicants to sort through! :winkwink:
     
  11. Drazic<3

    Drazic<3 You got the love <3

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    Lovely! Fingers crossed for your bfp soon! :dust:
     
  12. TTC4No3

    TTC4No3 Mom of 3

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    made me smile :D Loads of baby dust your way :p
     
  13. impatient

    impatient Well-Known Member

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    hahahahahhaha....love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good luck! I'm still waiting for a tenant too!
     
  14. wish2bmama

    wish2bmama Mom to 2 boys

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    I love it! Adorable! Hope you get your tenant soon! :dust:
     
  15. Caterpiller

    Caterpiller Not cooperating

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    Thanks all - just a little bit of light hearted humour
     
  16. beachlover1

    beachlover1 Pregnant and mummy of one

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    Very clever...made me chuckle!!! xx
     
  17. Rabbittchild

    Rabbittchild Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: that was brilliant, brightened up my day and I hope you find a suitable tenant soon ;-)
     
  18. Csunshine013

    Csunshine013 Well-Known Member

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Cat you crack me up! I can not wait for you to be pg so you can be my bumb buddy you make me smile daily!
     
  19. ArticBaby

    ArticBaby Stepmom&TTC#1

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  20. moochacha

    moochacha LTTTC - Mum to Cody (11)

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    Hehehe nice and creative i hope you get your tenant/tenant soon :D

    :dust:
     

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