Alfie gets alfies, alfas, the Alfie, the check in woman gave him this name when we went on holiday saying 'I give you priority because of the Alfie' it's kinda just stuck. He gets Alfie bum alot & tornado Alfie. He sometimes gets called Alfie moo as well which is a name my late brother-in-law gave him, he wasn't actually calling him Alfie moo at the time, he was calling him Alfie moon as in eastenders but it came out more like moo lol, my little nephew still calls him Alfie moo
Alister dosent have as many names, I call him Alister bums sometimes but it dosent sound right when I say it. He gets called snot box a lot as he always sounds snotty.