do you want the poor kid to be picked on?
Poor kid is going to an expensive boarding school, so will probably have Percy and Montgomery as his best mates
Omg, I love it.
I think you should go all out in that case and call him Archibald
vickie!!
Actually to be fair, Felix is kind of cute. But then, would I ever date a man called felix...?
Corn on the cobb.....