home alone!
fish are friends, not food
Step-brothers
"It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache."
Drop dead gorgeous?
-"Okay, pretend that I'm your parents, say what your gonna say.
-"Okay, Mom, Pop?"
-"Yeah?"
-"I don't know how to say this..."
-"But..."
-"I'm pregnant."
-"My daughter's a tramp! My daughter's a tramp! You're 15 years old, how could you do this to me? Why don't you just take my gun. Take my gun and shoot me in the head with it tramp! I wish that you were never born! How was that?"