you know you're a mom when...

[Googiepie]

...baby is laying on your chest and spits up having the spit up go down your chest into your bra and you're not even the slightly bit fazed by it. Lol

 

[mummy2_1]

U know ur a mom when ur toddler won't leave u in peace for two mintues to go for a poo in private

 

[Googiepie]

U know ur a mom when ur toddler won't leave u in peace for two mintues to go for a poo in private

Oh I know that all too well. I usually have a toddler and dog in the washroom with me, lol.

 

[lisaalove]

Haha mummy2_1 that's exactly what I was going to say. Except more along the lines of having a baby attached to your boob while trying to poo!
Or accidentally dropping food on your baby while trying to eat because they just want to be held.
And finally hearing your toddler ask but why every five seconds

 

[SarahBear]

When pee/poop in the toilet/potty is an exciting event.

 

[AK89]

When you know your LO is about to throw up ('cause you just know ) and your immediate reaction is to cup your hand underneath their mouth rather than to dodge out of the way!

 

[AK89]

Haha mummy2_1 that's exactly what I was going to say. Except more along the lines of having a baby attached to your boob while trying to poo!
Or accidentally dropping food on your baby while trying to eat because they just want to be held.
And finally hearing your toddler ask but why every five seconds

Haha I've definitely done the first two before! Ahh motherhood...

 

[Beanonorder]

Sentences like 'have you had a poo' and 'no you don't need to see your poo' regularly come out of your mouth.
When you consider a shirt still clean because it only has one spit up mark on it
When you get excited because you only woke up 3 times during the night

 

[mummy2_1]

Haha this is so funny. I've dropped food on baby's head (cold food obv is there any other kind when ur a parent)

I used r get excited when my lb would only wake me minimal times in the night.

Ur TV programs are replaced with Cbeebies which y continue r watch alone when child leaves the room.

U burst out into song "let it go" instead of ur usual latest tune

 

[Tattoo]

When pee/poop in the toilet/potty is an exciting event.

Oh yes! My toddler follows me to the toilet and always congratulates me on using the toilet! "Mummy done a weewee! Well done, Mummy!"
DH is upstairs with her now, and I've just heard him say "You've done a wee! Well done, that's great, good girl...No! No! Leave the wee in the potty!"


You know you're a mum when you say things like "You need to brush your teeth, not put your foot on your sister's head."

 

[ladders]

...baby is laying on your chest and spits up having the spit up go down your chest into your bra and you're not even the slightly bit fazed by it. Lol

Ha ha this! and your actually pleased you acted as a human shield to protect the settee or bed etc

 

[Aneesa_09]

When u carry baby toys around in ur handbag even when you arent with your children and do not notice.

I went to work with a bag full of rattles amongst all of my papers and belongings.
The only time i noticed was when i was looking for my keys and seen the baby toy car keys. It did make me smile

 

[LovemyBubx]

When baby has done a wee on your bed & you get him cleaned & changed as quick as possible ...but the bed? Can't be arsed that can wait & go back to sleep with it!

Omg that sounds so disgusting written down but at 3 in the morning I really don't care! (Plus its only a little wee he's only 5 weeks old!)

 

[lisaalove]

When baby has done a wee on your bed & you get him cleaned & changed as quick as possible ...but the bed? Can't be arsed that can wait & go back to sleep with it!

Omg that sounds so disgusting written down but at 3 in the morning I really don't care! (Plus its only a little wee he's only 5 weeks old!)

Just throw a towel down. No way I'm gonna be cleaning that at 3am while I'm dead tired and he just wants to eat and go back to bed! Hahaha glad I'm not the only one

 

[mummy2_1]

Haha my lb pied on my oh's side of the bed when he was rli small. I was so sleep deprived and sad I didn't.tell my.oh when he got.into bed
Made.my night.

 

[LovemyBubx]

I would do the same xx

 

[Literati_Love]

When baby has done a wee on your bed & you get him cleaned & changed as quick as possible ...but the bed? Can't be arsed that can wait & go back to sleep with it!

Omg that sounds so disgusting written down but at 3 in the morning I really don't care! (Plus its only a little wee he's only 5 weeks old!)

I have done the exact same thing and I don't even throw a towel down. It's just baby pee hahahaha. Nothing but sleep matters at 3 am!

 

[SarahBear]

When you have to say "I can't understand you when you have your foot in your mouth."

 

[SarahBear]

When baby has done a wee on your bed & you get him cleaned & changed as quick as possible ...but the bed? Can't be arsed that can wait & go back to sleep with it!

Omg that sounds so disgusting written down but at 3 in the morning I really don't care! (Plus its only a little wee he's only 5 weeks old!)

Just throw a towel down. No way I'm gonna be cleaning that at 3am while I'm dead tired and he just wants to eat and go back to bed! Hahaha glad I'm not the only one

I have a stack of prefolds next to my bed that are too big for my baby. They get used for various purposes and would have been used to soak up the pee. I also would have put one on the remaining wet spot before going back to bed. Cloth diapers are rather handy!

Edit: I'm not judging those who do nothing, I just don't like the wetness no matter the time!

 

[hanni]

When you notice ages after scrubbing your hands that you've still got a bit of baby poo under your nails. Again.