You know you've experienced the 2 week wait when...

[anticipating]

Love u girls!

You find yourself pinching and prodding your nipples, to check for sensitivity.

thank goodness I am not the only one. Of course they have been sore for weeks now and I should stop because it just makes them worse.

 

[anticipating]

This thread has made me feel less crazy.... good to know theres crazy tww waiters out there with me Ive done all of the above!!!!!

oh me top! I am loving this! I can't stop laughing but now I want ice cream dangit. And chocolate and coffee?

 

[anticipating]

You find yourself wishing you had taken a picture of your nipps at the start of a cycle to compare colour etc.....I swear I did not have the thought in the shower today

That's actually a good idea

yes it is and I thought I'll do that until I remembered celebrities might not be the only cell phones to be hacked and OMG what if i accidently send it or post to FB?

 

[BubsMom17]

Hahaha! I totally catch myself using abbreviations and then I realize I'm talking so someone in real life and not on B&B.

 

[eieio02]

When you buy so many tests the store runs out
when the cashier asks why you keep buying hpts
When you go into the dollar store.and have to ask for a test cause they are behind the register, the cashier already has a box of 10 out and is ready to ring it up for you

 

[sheldonsmommy]

When you realize your vaginal dryness is due to persistent CM checks.

 

[Angel21]

When you test at 9dpo (yes.....I know.....!) get a bfn, and think "that must be wrong, I'm off to buy a frer!"

 

[Klandagi]

I've done ALL of these, plus;

When you literally shove your tatas in your OH's face saying "Honey, are they different?! Bigger? Different colored? Heavier? TELL ME TELL MEEEE!!!"

When you avoid watching "A Baby Story" and "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" out of sheer jealousy.

When you're religious with taking your prenatal vitamin and temperature first thing, but brushing your hair is optional.

When you start timing the frequency of your peeing

 

[BubsMom17]

I've done ALL of these, plus;

When you literally shove your tatas in your OH's face saying "Honey, are they different?! Bigger? Different colored? Heavier? TELL ME TELL MEEEE!!!"

When you avoid watching "A Baby Story" and "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" out of sheer jealousy.

When you're religious with taking your prenatal vitamin and temperature first thing, but brushing your hair is optional.

When you start timing the frequency of your peeing

Ahaha! My husband always thinks it's an interrogation, like there can't be a right answer to "do they look bigger/different/swollen/darker/veinier???"

 

[AJCart]

Oh, I'm going to be right at home here. Prodding nipples, excessive googling, testing every time anything even remotely linked to a possible pregnancy occurs. I don't feel quite so insane now.

 

[Amy89]

Im a HUGE fan of Dr Google!!! Anyone else google really random 'symptoms' to see if its a pregnancy symptom?!

 

[AJCart]

Yep! And combinations of symptoms to see if getting them all together means I'm more likely to get that BFP.

 

[Amy89]

Haha yes! I do that alllllllll the time!!

 

[kel21]

I love this!!! I do all of it!!!!!!

My smu is always the best, but if I am trying to not test early I will pee really quick so I won't grab a cup. Then by the afternoon I have thought about it so much that I can't not poas, so I do. Even though it is so early I wouldn't have gotten a bfp with smu, but I can't help it!

And osom's are wonderful, because if you are early it will take 30 mins or more to get a faint line, so it fits right in with going back and checking! Over and over!

 

[sheldonsmommy]

Or if you've ever just flat out asked Dr. Google 'am I pregnant?' because you have nothing else to look up lol

 

[SeeingDouble]

When you've used a due date calculator even though you've had BFNs, just to figure out when you *might* be due!! Just did that...

 

[LoveSunshine]

Im a HUGE fan of Dr Google!!! Anyone else google really random 'symptoms' to see if its a pregnancy symptom?!

Ha ha ha! This thread made me laugh so much

 

[Abeauty]

*sigh* I actually had a dream last night that I did a test in the morning, it was negative and then the negative line turned into a curve before my eyes! What the heck does that even mean! lol I mean curve not to a plus.. what am I going to do with a curve!

 

[bnporter81]

When you get an evap on a test (and feel a tiny bit excited) and then get upset that the next test doesn't EVEN give you an evap to analyze over!

 

[Quodee]

.....when you're on a "pregnancy week by week" site and thinking that that's YOU! LOL