A funny moment to lighten the moment oh my behalf

Mellymel

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I wanted to tell a funny story...ok I'll tell two.... in hopes that it helps with laughter during all your struggles. I often have good personal stories because I tend to say and do "stupid" things.

I always try to be nice to the hospital workers because my mom is a nurse and I have man friends in the medical field who deal with a lot of crap.

Anyway... I have Crohn's disease and have had more people check out my backside then I'd like to think about. So, I was trying to keep the moment before my d&c light. When the nurse told me to take off my back robe (aka house coat) she apologized as I was going to be exposed. I told her that it was okay because so many people have seen it. She laughed and told me how funny that sounded. I clarified that I meant people in the medical field...then said except for that one time in high school. Came out before i could think. The anesthesiologist heard the 2 nurses and me laughing and asked what he missed. Too bad for him ;)

Then today I went for an internal US as they found a lot of fibroids when I had my only US at 13 wks. It was at the hospital. Some of you may have read my rant about my horrible experience at a clinic where the tech didn't speak enough English, didn't say anything to me and was pushing so hard I hurt the next day (etc). So the tech today did a regular US and then an internal US (he was great!). We he told me was done I said that he was much more gentle than my last tech. He said that they are the best and I told him that I enjoyed it and the "more" at the end didn't come out as loud as it should have. He did the head tilt and then replied "um ok". I remember thinking should I say something to explain that I enjoyed his US more than the other guy or just leave it. I decided to walk away. :dohh:

Doh so embarrassing.
 
LOL!!! Thanks for that hahaha. I hate moments like that where you say something and think ahhhh it's too late to even bother explaining haha. How funny but embarrassing hehe. Made me laugh xx
 
when i was being put down for my d&c, the anesthesiologist tried to explain me how it would feel so he said: ok now when i put the mask on your face and start counting until 10 you will feel a bit hazy like when you smoke pot.

and i was like: ok but i never smoked pot.

and he was: ok when u get really drunk.

and me: well i don't drink either!

him (with a villain cartoon voice): ooooh well!! now you're gonna knooooowwww!


the last thing i remember is both me and the entire team bursting into laughter before the entire room collapsed from my sight!
 

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