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A really, really bad joke

PrincessClair

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Pearl was born on September 1st by c-section after I developed pre-eclampsia (totally gutted since I planned a natural home birth, really REALLY didn't want to be in hospital AT ALL) and although I wanted to be awake I found the whole thing very violent and stressful... they never tell you it's going to be violent, do they?

Anyway, Pearl was born and I was getting continuously stressed so I took the gas. This calmed me down no end, to the point where I nearly passed out and though I better not have any more ;D Anyway as the surgeon was stitching me up, I said to her - "You need to tell me a joke." And when she asked why I replied, to my shame...

"Because then you'd have me in stitches!!!!"

....I blame the gas. And my dad.
 
ROFL!! You are too funny! Congrats on your baby girl. :)
 
Hahahahaha I heard gas can really do a number on you I wish the states had it!
 
Hahaha :rofl: I totally loved the gas and air! Congratulations!
 

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