Charlotte-j
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station
They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it "greetings earthling, we come in peace: take us to your leader"
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond
So the alien repeated the greeting, and again there was no response
The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pump's haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently "greetings earthling, we come in peace: how dare you ignore us in this way: take us to your leader, or I will fire!"
The other alien shouted to his comrade "no, you mustn't anger him", but, before he finished his warning, the first alien fired
There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200m into the desert, where they landed in a heap
When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said "what a ferocious creature, it nearly killed us: how did you know it was so dangerous?"
The other alien answered "if there's one thing i've learnt during my travels through the galaxy, it's that if a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself and then stick in his own ear, you don't mess with him!"
They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it "greetings earthling, we come in peace: take us to your leader"
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond
So the alien repeated the greeting, and again there was no response
The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pump's haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently "greetings earthling, we come in peace: how dare you ignore us in this way: take us to your leader, or I will fire!"
The other alien shouted to his comrade "no, you mustn't anger him", but, before he finished his warning, the first alien fired
There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200m into the desert, where they landed in a heap
When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said "what a ferocious creature, it nearly killed us: how did you know it was so dangerous?"
The other alien answered "if there's one thing i've learnt during my travels through the galaxy, it's that if a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself and then stick in his own ear, you don't mess with him!"
