Angry Man!

[ArchangelLou]

This thread made me laugh soo much your men have it cushy I just counted on one hand the amount of sexual anything that has occurred in our bed or anywhere else for that matter lol xxx

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Think ill let him read this thread!

He might stop whinging then!

 

[Anthrogirl]

He should think himself lucky! My poor hubby hasnt got anything for nearly 2 months!!

Mine as well. The poor things. He's been going on forever now how he's never going to have sex again. I've started whinging right along side about how I feel like I'm never gonna have bourbon again, and how I'll never be able to get on my horses and go for a good gallop again, and how I'll never wear anything that fits me again. He gets the point pretty damn fast.

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Loving those tips to throw back at him!! ;0)

 

[lewood88]

Me and OH aint had sex for 2 weeks because we have thrush lol but even then its once aweek and OH is Pritty patient with me, but before i got pregnant we would have sex every day atleast 3-4 times aday

 

[MrsTurner2012]

I go through phases where ill want it all day every day then I am not bothered for a week or so then!

We have alot of dry spells when it comes to sex but he gets more than enough when it's a wet spell! Haha that sounds so wrong

 

[tristansmum]

This thread is so funny! Luckily my hubby and I are both on the same page as in we find it weird when I'm heavily pregnant so just don't do it. Although two nights ago a bj turned into sex (first time un months) and all of yesterday I had cramps so might try again cause I'm fed up of being pregnant now!

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Just shut your eyes and pretend the bump isn't there!

My hubby grabs my bump during sex and it makes me feel weird! Haha

 

[lewood88]

OH get freaked out a lil by the bump but if we do it in doggy hes ok because he cant see it lol like the saying " out of sight, out of mind"

 

[JJsmom]

My OH isn't happy that it's only once a week either, but he does understand. I'm so swollen that it doesn't take him long to finish. He'll try to keep going afterwards but I'm like OK, that's enough! When he does keep going it feels like razor blades going back and forth down there! It really hurts!

So with how he's been so lovely at being patient with me, I got this special package from a website that has flavored lube and all kinds of romantic/kinky stuff in it. We are getting married 2 weeks from yesterday and I'm going to give him the box on our honeymoon so he can have lots of fun, well at least more than once a week. LOL! I do miss it as I haven't had my fun in the last I dont' know how many weeks because I just want him to get his and be done.

LOL! Last week we went to the doc office and he had a hard on the whole time we were in there!! I'm like seriously?????

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Haha! My hubby can't walk trough a lingerie section in a shop without getting a hard on!

Wow! Married in 2 weeks! What's your dress like with the bump?

 

[JJsmom]

LOL! He would probably be the same but we don't really go walking through lingerie areas.

We didn't know I was pregnant when I picked out my dress. Thank goodness it is a ball gown so it poofs out at the waist!! Here's a pic of it at my final fitting. He'll end up with a hard on the entire wedding! LOL!!!! It's a little blurry, my DS was taking the pics and this is the only one that wasn't too blurry.

 

[Anthrogirl]

I go through phases where ill want it all day every day then I am not bothered for a week or so then!

We have alot of dry spells when it comes to sex but he gets more than enough when it's a wet spell! Haha that sounds so wrong

That's hilarious! Mine can't figure out why last pregnancy I was hornier that a two peckered toad and this time I could happily do without.

 

[JJsmom]

I go through phases where ill want it all day every day then I am not bothered for a week or so then!

We have alot of dry spells when it comes to sex but he gets more than enough when it's a wet spell! Haha that sounds so wrong

That's hilarious! Mine can't figure out why last pregnancy I was hornier that a two peckered toad and this time I could happily do without.

LOL!!! It's funny how each pregnancy is different! I'm hoping next pregnancy that I'll be the one horny all the time!!

 

[MrsTurner2012]

LOL! He would probably be the same but we don't really go walking through lingerie areas.

We didn't know I was pregnant when I picked out my dress. Thank goodness it is a ball gown so it poofs out at the waist!! Here's a pic of it at my final fitting. He'll end up with a hard on the entire wedding! LOL!!!! It's a little blurry, my DS was taking the pics and this is the only one that wasn't too blurry.

Stunning!

 

[Joss_Taylor]

I thought my OH was going to be terrible about this too but surprisingly he's not. He's completely okay with a once a week relationship. He's getting nervous now, I've got 3 weeks and he's freaking out because we won't be able to do anything for six weeks after. He claims he's going to explode!!

 

[MrsTurner2012]

I thought my OH was going to be terrible about this too but surprisingly he's not. He's completely okay with a once a week relationship. He's getting nervous now, I've got 3 weeks and he's freaking out because we won't be able to do anything for six weeks after. He claims he's going to explode!!

I just say 'you have access to porn and full use of two hands'

;0)

 

[Anthrogirl]

^^Bwahahaha!! And these days, there's porn everywhere!!

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Yup!

My husband regularly uses his 5 video limit a day up on 'spankwire'!

Ha ha