Sambatiki
Finally a Mummy!!
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Hi Girls!!
Hope youre all ok!!
Here's the joke of the day!
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for
good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have
nothing to show For it. These last two weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and
that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't
notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite
meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate
in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game.
You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything.
Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore,
Whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are
moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so
much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that
doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week,
the first thing that came to mind was , "You look just like a man!" My mother
raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you
cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I went to sleep on you when you had on that new
negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that
it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty
dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars,
I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you
have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with
your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take
care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother
was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
Baby.love - Thinking of you today. Will be checking bnb every 30 secs for an update from 2.01pm!! Best of luck hun
Well I did a
this morning 
but not too hopeful this month. If you want to catch up with it all check my journal. Ive decided only happy vibes today!!!
Hope youre all ok!!
Here's the joke of the day!
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for
good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have
nothing to show For it. These last two weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and
that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't
notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite
meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate
in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game.
You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything.
Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore,
Whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are
moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so
much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that
doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week,
the first thing that came to mind was , "You look just like a man!" My mother
raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you
cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I went to sleep on you when you had on that new
negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that
it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty
dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars,
I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you
have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with
your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take
care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother
was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
Baby.love - Thinking of you today. Will be checking bnb every 30 secs for an update from 2.01pm!! Best of luck hun
Well I did a
this morning but not too hopeful this month. If you want to catch up with it all check my journal. Ive decided only happy vibes today!!!
should be if 28 day 
. Got my fingers crossed for you 
this month and we can move to first tri together.
in me today!!
It's a hot one today....94 degrees!! 
then my Dr can sort out whats really wrong as i am so unconvinced that i am preggars.
once.....talk about limiting your chances!
