being pregnant and lazy

[mummyzilla]

you wouldnt want to have to go thru anything as strenuous as labour then!

That's what we're conserving our energies for. DH's will be more than used to having abuse and demands hurled at them by then too, it's a good training technique.

He's better pack some twiglets for me, I can tell you that much now.

yuk twiglets lol

OMG I hate marmite and twiglets etc but the other day in sainsburys had a crazy craving to devour a xmas tube of twiglets!!!!whats that all about? Will be getting husband to hand feed me them naturally!

 

[Vickieh1981]

I feel very sorry for those pregnant ladies who don't get to indulge in such laziness as us.

You should. It sucks. lol. I want to be one of those women whose hubbys treat them as a queen while they are pregnant - mine just says I should be used to it by now.

Oh and twiglets ewwwwww.

 

[Lil_Apple]

i dont believe this but im much to lazt to complain...

https://www.newlook.com/shop/womens/maternity/34in-bootcut-jean_198097141

you can only be tall and a size 8 pregnant at New Look...Oh the letter of complaint I would write if I could be bothered

 

[Bmonki]

i dont believe this but im much to lazt to complain...

https://www.newlook.com/shop/womens/maternity/34in-bootcut-jean_198097141

you can only be tall and a size 8 pregnant at New Look...Oh the letter of complaint I would write if I could be bothered

get OH to phone them and shout at them, you couldnt possibly waste all that energy talking!

 

[PeanutBean]

I have cleaned my teeth and showered. Should I go back to bed now? Who's going to make my lunch?

 

[Jenniflower]

I go to bed, I wake up, and this thread has taken on a life of it's own!

 

[stacie-leigh]

Ohhh, I've got nobody to make my dinner! OH is at work until 2, maybe I'll get him to make my dinner when he gets home!

 

[Bmonki]

DH is again concentrating on his mobile phone and not me. is there any way to shout at him and make him do my bidding without exerting any energy?

i've even been juggling B&B, Facebook and a call from the mortgage company... phew im tired now

 

[PeanutBean]

Bmonki, why don't you text him?

 

[Bmonki]

Bmonki, why don't you text him?

that would mean i'd have to pick up my mobile which i threw on the other sofa in a rage a few moments ago... (its them hormones again )

i cant possibly move in my condition

 

[PeanutBean]

Nothing can defeat the pregnancy rage! Oh what can I do for lunch....? I am pinned to the bed my BnB getting hungrier and more nauseous as time pours away and I do nothing constructive at all, not even watch TV!

 

[lightweight]

I feel very sorry for those pregnant ladies who don't get to indulge in such laziness as us.

You should. It sucks. lol. I want to be one of those women whose hubbys treat them as a queen while they are pregnant - mine just says I should be used to it by now.

Oh and twiglets ewwwwww.

my hubby keeps saying I should have got my energy back by now! I wish I'd not read him that bit of the 14 week update!!

 

[Bmonki]

use the 'every pregnancy is different' chestnut

 

[Shrimpy]

right ... which one of you was it?! I'm far too lazy to look back through 5 billion pages but one of you said you wanted my sandwhich ... now as we were all aware it came free with one of my daughters. The poor little mite has been tethered outside all night and is still there holding a cheese sarnie wrapped in cling film as some lazy moo bag didn't come and collect her ... come on now .. FESS UP!!

She is now in desperate need of a nappy change (nuclear #2!) so whoever claimed her better bring their OH to change her bum!

 

[minkymoo]

right ... which one of you was it?! I'm far too lazy to look back through 5 billion pages but one of you said you wanted my sandwhich ... now as we were all aware it came free with one of my daughters. The poor little mite has been tethered outside all night and is still there holding a cheese sarnie wrapped in cling film as some lazy moo bag didn't come and collect her ... come on now .. FESS UP!!

She is now in desperate need of a nappy change (nuclear #2!) so whoever claimed her better bring their OH to change her bum!

It was Annie/Mislaww. I think Lisaf asked for one too but I can't remember.

Wasn't me though.

Honest.

 

[mummyzilla]

Ohhh, I've got nobody to make my dinner! OH is at work until 2, maybe I'll get him to make my dinner when he gets home!

call take away, subway deliver to homes now

 

[Bmonki]

i wanted a sarnie not a child

 

[wiiwidow]

OH has just commented that he needs to make me lunch now...Phew so glad that the talking to I gave him last night after he forced me to cook half the dinner has paid off and I don't need to threaten him with divorce again (not that we're married yet)!

I have however had to make a cup of tea today, and answer a few emails/talk on the phone about work, I would think it was time for another nap now, but then I'd have to catch up on the thread too...oh the dilemma.

 

[Lil_Apple]

Ohhh, I've got nobody to make my dinner! OH is at work until 2, maybe I'll get him to make my dinner when he gets home!

call take away, subway deliver to homes now

no way!!!! Im just waiting on KFC and Maccers to do delivery and I will be in my element... thing is im sitting on the couch and I would have to open two doors and walk though the living room into the hall find my keys to unlock the door etc...hmmm think ill just stay hungry

 

[Shrimpy]

i wanted a sarnie not a child

You should have read the T's and C's before comitting ... lazy, lazy girl!!