boy racer

[weestar21]

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car
salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying
the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal
to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police
car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he
floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph.

Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this
nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side
of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10
minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can
give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll
let you go."

The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied:

"20 years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman... I thought you were
bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman.

 

[Suz]

Funny

 

[Wobbles]

Never seen it put that way

Posted it a while ago:

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks, "I can outrun this guy!" so he floors it and the race is on.

The cars race down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour.

Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures, "What the heck..." and gives up. He pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says, "Listen Mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."

The man thought for a moment and said... "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer.

When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror I thought you were trying to give her back to me!"