StranjeGirl
First time mommy!
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In case you guys didn't see this in babyclub! Though it was funny!!
Awake Training for Parents
Dear Fellow Babies,
OK, heres my situation. My Mommy has had me for almost 5 months. The first few months were great I cried, she picked me up and fed me, anytime, around the clock. Then something happened. Over the last few weeks, she has been trying to STTN (sleep thru the night). At first, I thought it was just a phase, but it is only getting worse.
Ive talked to other babies, and it seems like its pretty common after Mommies have had us for around 5-6 months. Heres the thing: these Mommies dont really need to sleep. Its just a habit. Many of them have had some 30 years to sleep they just dont need it anymore. So I am implementing a plan. I call it the Crybaby Shuffle.
It goes like this:
Night 1 cry every 3 hours until you get fed. I know, its hard. Its hard to see your Mommy upset over your crying. Just keep reminding yourself, its for her own good.
Night 2 cry every 2 hours until you get fed.
Night 3 every hour.
Most Mommies will start to respond more quickly after about 3 nights. Some Mommies are more alert, and may resist the change longer. These Mommies may stand in your doorway for hours, shhhh-ing. Dont give in. I cannot stress this enough: CONSISTENCY IS KEY!! If you let her STTN (sleep through the night), just once, she will expect it every night. I know its hard! But she really does not need the sleep; she is just resisting the change.. If you have an especially alert Mommy, you can stop crying for about 10 minutes, just long enough for her to go back to bed and start to fall asleep. Then cry again. It WILL eventually work. My Mommy once stayed awake for 10 hours straight, so I know she can do it.
The other night, I cried every hour. You just have to decide to stick to it and just go for it. BE CONSISTENT! I cried for any reason I could come up with:
-My sleep sack tickled my foot.
-I felt a wrinkle under the sheet.
-My mobile made a shadow on the wall.
-I burped, and it tasted like rice cereal. I hadnt eaten rice cereal since breakfast, whats up with that?
-The dog said ruff. I should know. My Mommy reminds me of this about 20 times a day. LOL.
-Once I cried just because I liked how it sounded when it echoed on the monitor in the other room. -Too hot, too cold, just right
doesnt matter! Keep crying!!
-I had drooled so much my sheets were damp and I didnt like it touching me.
-I decided I was sick of all the blue in my room so I cried.
It took awhile, but it worked. She fed me at 4am. Tomorrow night, my goal is 3:30am. You need to slowly shorten the interval between feedings in order to reset your Mommies internal clocks.
Sometimes my Mommy will call for reinforcements by sending in Daddy. Dont worry Daddies are not set up for not needing sleep the way Mommies are. They can only handle a few pats and shhing before they declare defeat and send in the Mommy.
Also, be wary of the sleep sheep with rain noises. I like to give Mommy false hope that listening to the rain puts me to sleep sometimes I pretend to close my eyes and be asleep and then wait until I know Mommy is settling back to sleep to spring a surprise cry attack. If she doesnt get to me fast enough I follow up with my fake cough and gag noise that always has her running to the crib. At some point I am positive she will start to realize that she really doesnt really need sleep.
P.S. Dont let those rubber things fool you, no matter how long you suck on them, no milk will come out.
Trust me.
Awake Training for Parents
Dear Fellow Babies,
OK, heres my situation. My Mommy has had me for almost 5 months. The first few months were great I cried, she picked me up and fed me, anytime, around the clock. Then something happened. Over the last few weeks, she has been trying to STTN (sleep thru the night). At first, I thought it was just a phase, but it is only getting worse.
Ive talked to other babies, and it seems like its pretty common after Mommies have had us for around 5-6 months. Heres the thing: these Mommies dont really need to sleep. Its just a habit. Many of them have had some 30 years to sleep they just dont need it anymore. So I am implementing a plan. I call it the Crybaby Shuffle.
It goes like this:
Night 1 cry every 3 hours until you get fed. I know, its hard. Its hard to see your Mommy upset over your crying. Just keep reminding yourself, its for her own good.
Night 2 cry every 2 hours until you get fed.
Night 3 every hour.
Most Mommies will start to respond more quickly after about 3 nights. Some Mommies are more alert, and may resist the change longer. These Mommies may stand in your doorway for hours, shhhh-ing. Dont give in. I cannot stress this enough: CONSISTENCY IS KEY!! If you let her STTN (sleep through the night), just once, she will expect it every night. I know its hard! But she really does not need the sleep; she is just resisting the change.. If you have an especially alert Mommy, you can stop crying for about 10 minutes, just long enough for her to go back to bed and start to fall asleep. Then cry again. It WILL eventually work. My Mommy once stayed awake for 10 hours straight, so I know she can do it.
The other night, I cried every hour. You just have to decide to stick to it and just go for it. BE CONSISTENT! I cried for any reason I could come up with:
-My sleep sack tickled my foot.
-I felt a wrinkle under the sheet.
-My mobile made a shadow on the wall.
-I burped, and it tasted like rice cereal. I hadnt eaten rice cereal since breakfast, whats up with that?
-The dog said ruff. I should know. My Mommy reminds me of this about 20 times a day. LOL.
-Once I cried just because I liked how it sounded when it echoed on the monitor in the other room. -Too hot, too cold, just right
doesnt matter! Keep crying!!
-I had drooled so much my sheets were damp and I didnt like it touching me.
-I decided I was sick of all the blue in my room so I cried.
It took awhile, but it worked. She fed me at 4am. Tomorrow night, my goal is 3:30am. You need to slowly shorten the interval between feedings in order to reset your Mommies internal clocks.
Sometimes my Mommy will call for reinforcements by sending in Daddy. Dont worry Daddies are not set up for not needing sleep the way Mommies are. They can only handle a few pats and shhing before they declare defeat and send in the Mommy.
Also, be wary of the sleep sheep with rain noises. I like to give Mommy false hope that listening to the rain puts me to sleep sometimes I pretend to close my eyes and be asleep and then wait until I know Mommy is settling back to sleep to spring a surprise cry attack. If she doesnt get to me fast enough I follow up with my fake cough and gag noise that always has her running to the crib. At some point I am positive she will start to realize that she really doesnt really need sleep.
P.S. Dont let those rubber things fool you, no matter how long you suck on them, no milk will come out.
Trust me.
shes outgrown her carry cot and thought id see how she goes, I put her in awake and she drifted off so going well so far. Gonna miss her in my room though. It was spare of the moment so maybe the best way?
