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Just found out that SIL has been making sure Daniel swallows extra air 'to help him burp'. Seriously want to smack her
 
Well, my Hispanic coworker told me her family gives babies bean juice to help them fart, so SIL isn't the only one who thinks up these stupid things.
 
:dohh: Lisa... Have you written down the instructions for them? Nap and feed times etc?

Ok, I had a WEIRD dream!! I was in a huge house with lots of people and had to protect it from these 'pikeys' or travellers... They kept appearing at windows and stuff. Anyway 2 got in and one got me and was holding me down. I sensed that he fancied me so I kissed him to get him to drop his concentration and when he did I whipped him over and had him pinned down! So anyway the other baddie was his dad, who found that really funny! So we all started laughing, then went off to have some lunch downstairs.
The pikeys explained why they were trying to get in to the house, I can't remember why but we kind of made friends. Anyway, one o them got a call that there was a man at the doctors surgery firing at people. So we were all on the look out for him.
This Indian guy appeared at the window and had a gun. He got in the house and was about to shoot everyone, but I was behind him so I picked up a chair and hit him over the head! I faltered cos I wasn't sure.. So didnt hit him hard. Then I had to hit him loads of times to kill him. Then I threw up!

So anyway, after that this guys brother asked to see me, he said thank you for doing it cos his brother was bad. Then the guys wife wanted to see me! So this woman took me to see her, at some bridal group (not sure why she would be at a group for women getrig married since she already was). Anyway we had to sit through this group, looking at all the hideous dresses, and seeing a transexual with huge hands show us these weird umbrellas!
Then the woman said she had something for us, and went away and came back riding this huge horse, which she got to spin around in circles etc. Then a really old classic car, or a tv channel subscription. She said we could choose which gift we wanted for killing her husband!!!
WTF?!?!

X x x
 
Wow, you guys have some crazy pasts! Nothing so sinister for me although 4 of my exes are now gay and 2 of them ended up together! :rofl: gotta love the theatre!!

Lisa sorry that things aren't going well with you SiL and Daniel. Have fun with him this weekend! :hugs:

Suz, you crazy dreamer! That full
Moon last night must have affected you on a big way! Full moon plus riots! :rofl:
 
Oh btw... I'm in the hairdressers having my hair done... Eek! Hope I don't look like a poodle!! :rofl:
 
Jess FOUR of your exes are gay?! And two got together - that's hilarious!!!

I'm so excited about your hair! I want to know everything! And see pics. How much? How long did it take? Etc etc..

Danny is convincing me to go to Costco :(

X x x
 
Good luck Jess! :thumbup:

I'm off shopping to Westfield now to hopefully upgrade my phone to an iPhone4 :happydance:

Here's my hair just for you Casey.... (it's blonder than it looks in this photo- and I've got my eyes shut!! :rofl: )



https://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p170/louise540056/54dfae27.jpg
 
Oh god... Hair looks a bit crazy. The hairdresser said it would relax after the first wash... Hope so!!! I went in for Kelly brook and have come out with Andy McDowell in 4 weddings!!! :rofl: :cry:
 
Lou the iPhone 5 will be out soon! Or at least the next version of the 4 - I'd wait!!

I can't see the pic my phone won't load it :(

Jess I'm sure it does calm down! Let's see it now so we can compare :)

X x x
 
Oh Lou I love it! Looks clean and shiny and blonde!

Jess it looks really pretty ! Sexy actually!

Suz yr dream was an adventure! Did u drink wine last nite?

Jimmy had a middle of the night wake up for the first time in a long while. Nothing seemed wrong so I fed him a bottle- extra milk for him based on his regular needs. Weird. He must have known I called him a butt yesterday.
 
Jess it looks nice! How much did it cost / how long did it take?

Casey haha jimmy got his revenge!!

X x x
 
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