Lol, sorry for the foul language chell, it was too funny not to share though
Glad you got a laugh!
V - forgot to tell you about the ultrasound... I posted on the thread about his leg so I wouldn't have to remember to do it everywhere. The abdominal ultrasound was all clear, then we saw it happen to the other leg when we slept on that side. Saw our normal pediatrician and he was very very reassuring about it. He's seen it happen 20-30 times, always with very fair-skinned babies. The fact that it only happened in certain positions was a big factor and apparently they only did the ultrasounds because it had only happened to one leg so they wanted to rule things out... that it happened to 2 legs actually indicates its a more normal thing, strange as that sounds. doc said it won't hurt him and we don't have to check on him or reposition him constantly, he'll move when its uncomfortable.
Chell - hmm, I was going to suggest a coil, but with the no foreign bodies thing that rules out most of the no-brainer birth control options and leaves you with a diaphram or condoms really.
I don't know if they still make the skin patch? Its hormonal though so no different than the pill, but you only have to put a new patch on once a week I think.
Not sure if the diaphram counts as a foreign body... but it wouldn't be that different from Nuvaring I'd think which is a once a month thing, but might be weird in your mind.