corny jokes...

[ablaze]

go on ur bldest n oldest u no the 1, the 1 tht makes u laugh wen it shudnt!!!

heres mine

wots brown n sticky?????



a stick LOL

 

[Angels_Mummy]

LOL.

Wots green and hard???

A bogey with a flick knife.................................... ROFL


he he

 

[Jase]

what has a nutty crunch in every bite?
squirrel shit

two fish in a tank, ones says to the other.
"I'll operate the gun and you drive this thing!"
the other fish replies
"i can't drive this! i'v not got any of the correct documentation or training for gods sake!"

 

[Angels_Mummy]

Wots and orange and an apple got in common????






THey both cant drive a tractor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ablaze]

y was 6 afraid of 7?? cos 7 ate 9 LMAO

 

[Jase]

how does a elephant get down from a tree?
sits on a leaf and waits till autum

how do you know theres an elephant in your fridge?
you can't shut the door and there appears to be a fucking great elephant in there....dumbass

 

[ablaze]

howd the elephant hide in the cherry tree???? painted its toenails red....


u ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree????

must work then eh!!!!

 

[Suz]

Why doesn't Santa have any kids?


Because he only comes once a year and when he does its down a chimney!

 

[beatlesbaby66]

 

[JustG]

Q: Why are pirates, pirates?

A: Because they Aaarrrrrrrrr

Love it

 

[Arcanegirl]

Why did the one handed monster cross the road?






To get to the second hand shop

 

[Suz]

A GUY WALKES INTO A BAR


AND SAYS



OUCH

 

[Suz]

A man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"

 

[Tam]

There are some cool ones here!!!

 

[Helen]

What's clear and smells of carrots?





Bunny farts

 

[weestar21]

sorry i posted this in a diff one but just had to pop it here too


whats black and white and sits in the corner crying?
a pregnant nun


whats black and white sitting in the corner laughing?

the priest who done it

hehehe



what bow cant you tie?
a rainbow